[network] Night 378 | @Ecks | I am two and what is this | video [open]

[ecks]

[Many people here will recognize the inside of the sports shed on the campus of the elementary school. Newer people may not have seen Ecks's face before; she's a patchwork woman with a perpetually blank expression, and when she speaks (turning the tablet around as she does so, so that she's only visible for a moment at the start of the video) her voice is flat and inexpressive.

The new subject for viewing is a conical hat with the word 'DUNCE' written on it in big, red letters, which she has set on the floor of the building.]

What is this? What is a dunce? This hat is not comfortable or warm. What is its purpose?

Comments

[ecks]

I did not fall and your face is a dunce!

[zunesareawesome]

You totally did and your face is a dunce!

[ecks]

[Wait, she remembers the thing that makes him angry.]

Your mom is a dunce. The reason you are a dunce is because your mom is a dunce and you are like her.

[zunesareawesome]

[Success!]

SHUT UP SHE IS NOT DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY MOM--

[ecks]

[And now to rub it in.]

Dunce! Dunce!

[zunesareawesome]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP--

[He's hanging up now, the tablet's gone flying. Thanks, Ecks.]