snowblindrpg | [network] @theiceman; Audio, Night 363 [open] [cw cannibalism, gore]

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[network] @theiceman; Audio, Night 363 [open] [cw cannibalism, gore]

I think it's high time an answer is found to a pressing question, and I will not rest until I find the solution:

Which one of you idiots ate my finger?

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Very. Not half as ridiculous as proposing something a James Bond villain would do, though.

I am not a James Bond villain!

Please, even if I was one, you'd never see me coming. [He has standards, you know.]

Mycroft, you're one cat to stroke away from being a Bond villain. Our first meeting you had me kidnapped and brought to an empty warehouse, didn't tell me who you were and proceeded to inform me you wanted to turn me spy on a bloke I'd met yesterday. And that's on top of pulling out and reading my therapist's notes at me.

Standard operating procedure to anyone new involved in Sherlock's life, of course.

You're reading far too much into things.

You have your brother and me tracked on a regular basis. You've broken into our flat and gone through my private casebook to leave notes. You have a secret sister you've been hiding away god knows where and testing Sherlock's memory on her through the years. Also, you're a posh prick. You're basically a Bond villain.

If I was a Bond villain, I'd actually be competent and actually win. Goodbye, Mr. Bond.

Besides, I really see myself as more of an 'M.'

[Look, there are a lot of Bond references and jokes in his line of work, he's heard them all, okay, John?]

Yeah, the problem with you being 'M' is that you're evil. And 'M' is a woman these days.

Edited 2018-05-31 22:49 (UTC)

I'm evil. After everything we've seen happen here, I'm evil.

I know more about what 'M''s job consists of than any of these supposed filmmakers. I could do that job easily. But Dame Judi Dench is an excellent actress.

Edited 2018-05-31 23:19 (UTC)

Love makes monsters of us all, Mr. Holmes.

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