bywolves: (hooded.)
ʀᴏʏᴄᴇ ᴍᴇʟʙᴏʀɴ ([personal profile] bywolves) wrote in [community profile] snowblindrpg2018-04-16 09:38 am

[network] @duster, audio; day 350

[ There's a soft voice that comes on the network during the evening, after lockdown - it's mild, but there's an undertone in that calm that's almost unsettling. ]

Well. This place is awful, not that I need to tell any of you that. [ A beat. ] And because most of you don't bother to have private conversations, it's easy to see that there are a couple of people who seem rel-bent on making things just a little more awful.

If you've a person in mind and something worth my time to trade, I can fix any sort of issue you might have. I'm not picky, and I'm very good at problem-solving. I imagine you all can figure out how to contact me if you'd like to discuss solutions further.

[ And the feed ends. ]
rubikscomplex: (sass | rly now)

[personal profile] rubikscomplex 2018-04-19 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
roger wilco
i'll wait to hear from you


[Suffer him using your buddy against you, Alfie. And suffer remembering this when your death price ends, Royce. House doesn't anticipate any actual bloodshed going down. With as bitchy as Royce has been, he's probably nowhere near Alfie.]

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[personal profile] ex_this_ismydesign36 2018-04-20 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ This earns House a Winston plushie tossed in his general direction.

You.Are.Horrible. ]
rubikscomplex: (sass | hands to god)

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[personal profile] rubikscomplex 2018-04-20 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
You realize that makes him mine now?

[House grabs Winston and cuddles him close for effect.]

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[personal profile] ex_this_ismydesign36 2018-04-21 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
You realize I drool on him when I sleep?

[ Does he? Does he really? Whatever, it makes a good threat. ]
rubikscomplex: (smile | flirt)

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[personal profile] rubikscomplex 2018-04-21 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[House's lips twitch.]

No, you don't. I've filmed you sleeping.

[Is it a lie? Is it the truth? You decide, Will.]

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[personal profile] ex_this_ismydesign36 2018-04-21 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ For a moment Will sits there and seems to closely consider the validity of these words. His brows lower and he wears a bemused expression, before eventually shaking his head. ]

I'm boring when I'm asleep. Particularly if I'm not doing something embarrassing like drooling.
rubikscomplex: (sass | coffee pls)

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[personal profile] rubikscomplex 2018-04-22 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Wait. So you were lying? Tut. Tut.

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[personal profile] ex_this_ismydesign36 2018-04-22 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ Wait ...

What ...

Damn it! ]


Asshole.

[ Pause. ]

Give me Winston.
rubikscomplex: (sass | oops)

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[personal profile] rubikscomplex 2018-04-22 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
[You're getting House's smuggest smirk as he chucks Winston back at your head, Will. At least that's all. No quips for now.]