Day 332; voice; @gravedigger [OPEN]

[harlequinofhate]

[A sharp, histrionic shout.]

Alright, daddy's had enough.

I'm missing a harlequin.

I'm getting very worried so someone please return her immediately or I'll...uh

[A pause.]

I'll kill someone each day until my poopsie is back at my side.

Comments

@PetertheGreat, audio

[zunesareawesome]

Oh cool! This is like, legit-supervillain talk.

[Yay, a distraction to ignore how awful he's been feeling lately!]

And a legit-supervillain threat and everything!

Dude, please tell me you can do the evil supervillain laugh for us right now.

@gravedigger; voice

[harlequinofhate]

I'm the Joker. I only laugh with things are funny.

[zunesareawesome]

Aw, come on, please? There's gotta be something here you find funny.

[harlequinofhate]

You can't force comedy.

[zunesareawesome]

Some long-running TV shows would have something to say about that, dude.

[harlequinofhate]

Simpsons jumped the shark a while ago.

[zunesareawesome]

What's the Simpsons?

[harlequinofhate]

You're killing me, kid. Really?

Not an earthling are ya?

[zunesareawesome]

...half earthling. I was born in Missouri, at least?