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[sharktrash]

[ so the legends say. ]

Some believe it. I haven't witnessed it myself.

[ Strong babies, however, is an entirely different matter. ]

[sharktrash]

That's easy to rectify.

[ DON'T YOU "HA" HIM! ]

[sharktrash]

[ yes, aaaaand? ]

I've noticed that it ain't guaranteed. Fifty-seventh time's the charm, right?

[ But hey! At least the guy sounds self-aware. Squalo might actually leave him be for now as there's not much else to be said if he already knows how obnoxious he is. ]

[sharktrash]

[ We didn't even get to the crazy parts yet!.. ]

I'm willing to work on it. How'll you pay me?

[ Don't think he assists suicides out of the goodness of his heart, come on. :/ ]

[ But he's actually rather pleased when the conversation turns to him, because he is no doubt more awesome and worthy of discussion than the bratty deep-voiced weirdo. So while he bristles a little at being called "boy" - he hasn't been a boy for a long time, damn it - he finds no reason to deny him his name. ]

Squalo.

[sharktrash]

[ That ain't his problem, now is it? ]

I prefer this name. [ It's like reverse Tonks. ] I wasn't aware reading people required superpowers.

[ That super annoying guy with a violin seemed to be doing annoyingly well without any. ]