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[personal profile] spoileralert 2017-11-12 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
pro tip: do not touch wild animals that can't talk to tell you it's okay

a wild raccoon will totally maim you

As will most things with teeth and claws if you get too close to them
ecks: (expressive!)

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[personal profile] ecks 2017-11-12 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I am aware that some animals react violently to being caught and touched
except for the Cat
but I did not catch him


[Guess who tried to pet a wild animal one time back home, Steph.]
spoileralert: (shrug)

[personal profile] spoileralert 2017-11-13 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ Damn, she was hoping to prevent that. ]

I'd be careful of cats who solicit pets too, they can be very fickle.
ecks: (thinkery)

[personal profile] ecks 2017-11-13 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I do not think the Cat is fickle and he allowed me to pet him
spoileralert: smile, happy, sorry, tired (* tea is the worst tea flavor)

[personal profile] spoileralert 2017-11-13 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure the Cat is a fine cat.
ecks: (smiiiiiile)

[personal profile] ecks 2017-11-16 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
he is the only cat I know so I cannot compare him to other cats
but I like him except when he talks about the universe being plunged into chaos at the end of all things
spoileralert: (hair ruffle)

[personal profile] spoileralert 2017-11-16 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ That makes her snort. ]

I’m with you there. Keep the doom and gloom to yourself, star cat.
ecks: (thinkery)

[personal profile] ecks 2017-11-16 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
it was not my favorite thing that he did