bookofnope: (oh must we)

@Mnemosyne; text; the abuse of Peter Quill continues

[personal profile] bookofnope 2017-11-10 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Nobody actually calls him Star-Lord.
bookofnope: (oh must we)

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[personal profile] bookofnope 2017-11-11 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Name one. Who isn't Stephen Strange, the man in whose world people run around being called Captain America.
zunesareawesome: (You know what...?)

[personal profile] zunesareawesome 2017-11-13 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Flynn. Flynn has totally called me Star-Lord.

[At one point.]
bookofnope: (oh must we)

[personal profile] bookofnope 2017-11-15 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Flynn has admitted to being hopelessly naive. He probably thinks it's cool.

[It is not cool.]
zunesareawesome: (I hate everything)

[personal profile] zunesareawesome 2017-11-28 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
He thinks it's cool because it is cool.
bookofnope: (oh must we)

[personal profile] bookofnope 2017-11-30 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Tell me, Quill, why lord? Why didn't you just go straight for "Star-King"? Is it the punning potential?
zunesareawesome: (Unhappy)

[personal profile] zunesareawesome 2017-12-01 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
It's just cause that's what it is, all right!

[His mom gave it to him don't make him say that to you--]
slapthelibrarian: (002)

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[personal profile] slapthelibrarian 2017-11-11 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
It's an unconventional name, but if that's what he wants to be called, why argue?
bookofnope: (the skeptic)

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[personal profile] bookofnope 2017-11-11 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Very well, from now on I want to be called His Dark Majesty, King of the Night. The full title every time, please. You wouldn't want to hurt my feelings.
slapthelibrarian: (009)

[personal profile] slapthelibrarian 2017-11-12 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Is that meant to be frightening? What will you do if I decide not to address you that way?
bookofnope: (the skeptic)

[personal profile] bookofnope 2017-11-12 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly what 'Star-Lord' would do, that is I might whine about it. So why argue?
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[personal profile] slapthelibrarian 2017-11-13 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
You might whine about it? Listen, I'm used to whining. Whining will accomplish nothing. You'll have to do better than that.
bookofnope: (the skeptic)

[personal profile] bookofnope 2017-11-15 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not that invested. It's Quill's whining you need to be worried about.
slapthelibrarian: (0010)

[personal profile] slapthelibrarian 2017-11-16 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
He doesn't strike me as being very whiny.

[ Later on, she might eat those words. But for now, 'whiny' isn't a word she'd use. ]
bookofnope: (the skeptic)

[personal profile] bookofnope 2017-11-16 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
You are a sweet innocent.
slapthelibrarian: (0058)

[personal profile] slapthelibrarian 2017-11-18 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Sweet? Depends on who you ask. Innocent? Not likely.

Based on our conversation, he doesn't seem that bad.
bookofnope: (the skeptic)

[personal profile] bookofnope 2017-11-20 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I will give it to him that he's harmless. Endearing even, if you're into that kind of thing. Are you into that kind of thing? The people will want to know.
slapthelibrarian: (006)

[personal profile] slapthelibrarian 2017-11-23 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
You make that sound like it's a bad thing. And what people? Do you mean yourself?

You really can't be that interested.
bookofnope: (the skeptic)

[personal profile] bookofnope 2017-11-24 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm certainly not. But the network hungers for gossip and banter. It's all that keeps us going half the time... the other half is unsafe self-experimentation.
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[personal profile] slapthelibrarian 2017-11-25 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, does it now? Well, I suppose the same is true here, even though here, we're dealing with snow, bad weather, and surviving the elements as well as each other. One might think such things would fall by the wayside, but experience tells me otherwise.

Unsafe self-experimentation?
bookofnope: (the skeptic)

[personal profile] bookofnope 2017-11-30 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
One would think. But apparently constant mortal peril interspersed with periodical mental ad physical torture gets so dull, we must have the occasional town-wide drama. Or condom auction.

And yes. Everyone's favourite winter sport. House still holds the town record I think, but Rhys and I are catching up, what with the magical stabbing.
slapthelibrarian: (0061)

[personal profile] slapthelibrarian 2017-12-01 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
You're not serious, are you? You can't be serious. I understand being hard up for fun, but condom auction? Really?

Town-wide drama I might be able to understand, but not that.

Magical what?


[ Beckett, you are just full of mind-boggling statements, it seems. ]
bookofnope: (in the ~shadows~)

[personal profile] bookofnope 2017-12-01 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I am abominably serious. And I hear they even use the condoms after. Scandalous, isn't it?

Magical stabbing. Or perhaps stabbing as a means to avert magic. We're still figuring it out, but the stabbing was not the magical ritual's intended outcome, so my theory is that the ghosts do not like their fundamental reality messed with. Not that it stops anyone doing it to us.


[He likes being difficult. It weeds out the people who stop trying to keep up.]
slapthelibrarian: (0053)

[personal profile] slapthelibrarian 2017-12-02 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Well, all I can say is that the people here need to pick up some new hobbies. Surely there's something else they could possibly do besides auction off condoms and then use them when they're done.

What was the ritual's intended outcome, then? And when you say ghosts, are you talking of actual ghosts, or something else?

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