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[personal profile] spoileralert 2017-11-10 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a human, and what you woke up in was a building. I'm in a building too.

[ She turns the camera around to show the interior. ]

You need to be in one before they lock for the night.
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[personal profile] dousedflame 2017-11-10 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[She usually refrains from saying 'oh'... it's not very leader-like. But that's really all she can think of for a moment. Then, after some thought, she remembers how culture-sharing works.]

We call your kind Twolegs. Buildings are... Twoleg nests, and a town would be a Twolegplace.

[These are much simpler terms, in her mind. The ones the Twoleg is using don't even relate to each other.]
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[personal profile] spoileralert 2017-11-10 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Twolegs, huh? But plenty of things have two legs.
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[personal profile] dousedflame 2017-11-10 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
True. Birds have two legs, but their wings define them more. I'm not sure why we call you Twolegs. We just do.

[And this seems like a satisfactory answer for her.]

Do you have a name, Twoleg?
spoileralert: (question mark???)

[personal profile] spoileralert 2017-11-10 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ She shrugs. ]

Seems fair.

I'm Stephanie.
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[personal profile] dousedflame 2017-11-10 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Stephanie. [What an odd name.] My name is Bluestar. I am the leader of ThunderClan.

...

Or... was. I suppose I can't serve them if I'm here.

[Oh, StarClan, she really hopes Redtail can handle things without her.]
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[personal profile] spoileralert 2017-11-10 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Nice to meet you, Bluestar. Or, as nice as it can be, around here.

I hope your people are okay.
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[personal profile] dousedflame 2017-11-10 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
I trust my deputy with my life, but I can't say I'm comfortable with leaving him in control so suddenly.

[Redtail still seems so young to her; she can remember him waddling around the nursery like it was yesterday. It worries her to think what might happen to him, thrust into the role of leadership. It worries her that there's one less cat keeping an eye on Tigerclaw.

She moves to lick her shoulder, but her tongue just runs across the pressed felt on her coat and she makes a face of distaste.
]

Could you tell me how to get this Twoleg pelt off of me?
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[personal profile] spoileralert 2017-11-10 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
The jacket?

[ She frowns at it, having only just now realized that no, the cat can't have put that on herself. ]

Uh... I'm not really sure. They're designed for a more flexible shoulder joint than you have. Try pushing it against a wall and backing out of it, with your front legs stretched out like this.

[ She demonstrates the proper positioning. ]
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[personal profile] dousedflame 2017-11-10 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[She listens to the explanation, and tries to act it out... but aside from looking silly, she starts to worry about getting stuck when it catches for a moment on one of the worn price tags on the shelf she pushes it against. Another attempt,
and her fur ruffles with frustration.
]

Are you nearby? Could you help me with this?

[She doesn't like to ask help from another species, but... desperate measures and all that. She counts being stuck in a cat coat as a desperate time.]
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[personal profile] spoileralert 2017-11-10 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure. Can you give me a better look at the building you're in?
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[personal profile] dousedflame 2017-11-11 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[It takes some work, but Bluestar manages to angle the camera so that it shows a few worm's eye shots of the store she's in. She's relying mostly on poking the camera around with her paws, so the angles are shaky and odd, but Stephanie will be able to see a display for fish tanks, some plastic rocks on shelves and what might have been a cricket tank at some point.]

Everything here smells like stale prey. There's dog smell in some of the paths, but it's very old.

[Do Twolegs rely on smell for anything? Probably not, from what she's seen of them, but that's the information she can give.]
spoileralert: (concerned)

[personal profile] spoileralert 2017-11-11 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She stares closely at the video and replays it a few times. ]

A pet store, probably. That would be downtown... probably at least a week for me to get there. Sorry.
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[personal profile] dousedflame 2017-11-12 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
How long is a week?

[From the sounds of it, she's guessing it's probably a few days, but she wants to be sure.]
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[personal profile] spoileralert 2017-11-12 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
7 days. [ ... ] Do you know what days are?
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[personal profile] dousedflame 2017-11-12 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I know what days are. [She doesn't seem offended.] What you call weeks, we call quarter-moons. They aren't always seven days, but they're the time it takes for the moon to shift a quarter of its size.
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[personal profile] spoileralert 2017-11-12 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Right, that makes sense.

We averaged it out, so it would be easier to plan things out.
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[personal profile] dousedflame 2017-11-14 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
I can appreciate the ingenuity.

[Counting days is difficult, though, she wonders how Twolegs can manage to keep track of so many mundane details...]

So... you're ten days' travel away from me? [That's definitely too far for her, she's only ever traveled a day's walk away from camp.] Don't you have a monster to bring you here?
spoileralert: (posture)

[personal profile] spoileralert 2017-11-15 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
A monster? No, I don't have a monster to bring me. The fastest way is through the tunnels, or it'd take a month. [ ... ] That's four weeks.
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[personal profile] dousedflame 2017-11-25 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Are there no monsters in this world?

[She hasn't caught on that Stephanie might not know what she's talking about.]
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[personal profile] spoileralert 2017-11-25 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
That depends on what you mean by 'monsters'.

[ After Frisk she's a little more sensitive about what constitutes a monster to different people. ]