[Oh my god, it's a cat! Al is quite literally the most excited person ever right now, but he takes a few moments to try and compose himself before he replies. It doesn't entirely work, because he sounds younger than ever in his delight when he does respond.]

I can see that people are helping you already, and some people are kind of being jerks, but if you still have any questions then I'd love to be able to help you! I mean-- uh, I'd be glad to try and answer them.