[network] @PetertheGreat; Video, Day 294 [open] CW: Death talk

[zunesareawesome]

[Peter hasn't aged a day, but he looks incredibly scruffy, shaggy hair complete with enormous beard, the result of either laziness or a need for warmth.]

Does anyone have videos of any good deaths lately? I need a laugh.

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[zunesareawesome]

That is a really, proverbially-long-winded way of saying I suck, dude.

The one thing I'm really seeing in all of this, is that they're human, and they're all dead.

[rubikscomplex]

all human
all dead
still more important than your deadbeat "celestial" ass
but i'm sure mommy would be so proud to see you now

[zunesareawesome]

[—yeah, more than a thousand years later and House can still drive him into a fury.]

And what exactly have you done? We’re all still stuck here in Norfinbury. Guess all your experiments were for nothin’.

You know what? She would. She would be totally proud of me. [Not really, no, but he wasn’t going to admit that.]

[rubikscomplex]

might've stalled out
but i got us farther than you ever did
also got pretty far with your mom
she was good

[zunesareawesome]

[...there's possibly the sound of Peter punching something or ripping something in half.]

Oh hell no. Do you seriously want me to come find you and gut you or something?

[rubikscomplex]

now, petey
don't you worry
mommy and i had a lot of fun
but you'll always be her speshul boy
i'll just be her speshul man
and talk about coming
that girl knows how to rock it with a guy's rocket
if you know what i mean

[zunesareawesome]

[Yeah. That's the noise again.]

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear any of that over the sound of future-me hitting future-you so hard it transcends time and space...?

[rubikscomplex]

[Hundreds of years and still a mama's boy. How predictable.]

pretty sure that last orgasm transcended something
ttyl, pal
we'll find a ball
play a little catch
i'll be the best daddy you never wanted
so long as i'm getting a piece of that hot mama's ass

[zunesareawesome]

I’M GONNA FIND YOU, HOUSE. I’M GONNA FIND YOU, AND DO A KRUTACKIN’ RE-ENACTMENT OF MY FAVORITE MEMORY—HOUSE’S STABBY MURDER TIMES. My old pair of scissors misses you, man, and this time, I’m gonna make it last. I’m gonna enjoy every last second of watching you die. Then I’m gonna play it over and over again for funsies.

[rubikscomplex]

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[You and your impotent rage are getting hung up on now, Peter.]