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snowblindrpg2017-10-04 08:51 pm
cahooted) wrote in snowblindrpg2017-10-04 08:51 pm
Entry tags:
- *network,
- *open,
- alfie solomons (peaky blinders),
- alphonse elric (fullmetal alchemist),
- chaos (xenosaga),
- davesprite (homestuck),
- flynn carsen (the librarian),
- harley quinn (dc),
- jared rhys (original),
- john watson (bbc sherlock),
- joker (dc),
- karkat vantas (homestuck),
- kunsel (final fantasy vii),
- sherlock holmes (bbc sherlock),
- sylar (heroes),
- zell dincht (final fantasy viii)
[network] @librarian; video; late evening 284 [open]
[Flynn is seated on a couch, wrapped into what appears to be a combination of perforated cushions and a throw blanket thanks Rhys you are the best. It's late and he looks as comfortable as he looks tired, which has a lot to do with the fact that he's slowly warming up for the first time since he got here. May or may not doze off at some point.]
Hello everybody, this is your librarian speaking, bringing you a small leisure intermission. Some of you may have heard about the book exchange that is currently happening. If not: There is a book exchange happening and we decided to take it one step further, actually setting up a small long-term e-library to collect and distribute copies.
I will be taking pictures of books I come across, creating rudimentary digital versions which I will then make available to interested parties. I will link you the provisional list in a second.
If you are in possession of or come across reading material during your travels and are willing to contribute, that would be much appreciated. I realize that you may have better things to do, with all the exploring and surviving and PTSD getting in the way, but if you ever find yourself holed up in a cozy murder cabin and you can't sleep because the howling wind really creeps you out and you happen to have a book in your pocket, well, here's an idea how to pass the time.
I also know some of you use this kind of stuff for trade. While I'm willing to listen to your offers with a stern scowl on my face, I am literally wearing my tie for a scarf so I really don't think I have anything of interest to you.
Hope everyone's inside, keep yourself safe and warm and have a good night.
[As promised, the video comes with a link attached.]
Hello everybody, this is your librarian speaking, bringing you a small leisure intermission. Some of you may have heard about the book exchange that is currently happening. If not: There is a book exchange happening and we decided to take it one step further, actually setting up a small long-term e-library to collect and distribute copies.
I will be taking pictures of books I come across, creating rudimentary digital versions which I will then make available to interested parties. I will link you the provisional list in a second.
If you are in possession of or come across reading material during your travels and are willing to contribute, that would be much appreciated. I realize that you may have better things to do, with all the exploring and surviving and PTSD getting in the way, but if you ever find yourself holed up in a cozy murder cabin and you can't sleep because the howling wind really creeps you out and you happen to have a book in your pocket, well, here's an idea how to pass the time.
I also know some of you use this kind of stuff for trade. While I'm willing to listen to your offers with a stern scowl on my face, I am literally wearing my tie for a scarf so I really don't think I have anything of interest to you.
Hope everyone's inside, keep yourself safe and warm and have a good night.
[As promised, the video comes with a link attached.]
@carcinoGeneticist; text
I HAVE TEN NOVELS TO CONTRIBUTE TO THIS EXCHANGE BUT CAN YOU MAYBE EXPLAIN HOW BEING "UNDERAGE" IS SUPPOSED TO MATTER AT ALL.
NOT THAT I CARE WHAT YOUR REASONING IS. FRANKLY I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHO READS ANY OF THE BOOKS I HAVE AS LONG AS IT'S NOT HOUSE, AND HE ALREADY GOT HIS FILTHY PRONGS ON ONE ANYWAY.
SO MAYBE CONSIDER THE FACT THAT IT'S STUPID TO ENFORCE YOUR CODE OF ETHICS ON PEOPLE WHO COULDN'T CARE LESS AND *COULD* JUST STROLL INTO THE HIVE WHERE ALL THE PORN IS FOUND WITHOUT NEEDING EITHER OF US AS AN INTERMEDIARY TO BEGIN WITH.
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Hello, uh, "Angry Troll", while I would highly appreciate your contribution we have children under 12 in this city and I'm not giving them access to... adult material, it's as simple as that. And you consider the fact that I'm not going to have an argument about it, especially if you don't, and I quote, "care what my reasoning is". [He does make actual air-quotes with his fingers.]
And that's fine, people can do that. Make it a, a porn pilgrimage? To the porn hive? Which I really don't want to know about, what does that even mean. Or you can make your, your own porn library [with blackjack and hookers!] if you're so inclined, it's, uh, a free network.
[He's so sick hearing the word porn, WON'T ANYONE GIVE HIM A BREAK IN HERE]
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Someone save this poor man.]IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE SMACKING THEM IN THE FACE WITH IT AND TELLING THEM TO READ, WHAT THE FUCK. I DON'T THINK QUARK EVEN CARES ABOUT ROMANCE NOVELS ANYWAY, BUT I GUESS ECKS MIGHT ASK IF SHE'S CURIOUS? ANYWAY THE POINT IS THAT IT'S STUPID TO HAVE THAT RESTRICTION IN PLACE WHEN NOBODY'S GOING TO ABUSE IT. SO WHATEVER.
AND A HIVE IS A HOUSE. I'VE ALREADY ADOPTED ENOUGH OF YOUR OBNOXIOUS HUMAN PARLANCE, I'M NOT ADDING "HOUSE" TO THE LIST. IT'S A STUPID WORD.
DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT WANT THE BOOKS? BECAUSE YOU HONESTLY DON'T SOUND ALL THAT ENTHUSIASTIC.
[There's a slight pause, then—]
ALSO JUST TO MAKE THIS CLEAR I DID NOT PICK UP ANY OF THE BOOKS BECAUSE THEY HAVE INTIMATE SCENES IN THEM. MY INTEREST IS IN ROMANCE NOT EXPLICIT HUMAN SEXUAL CONTACT.
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[Gosh. Rubbing his face, trying to get back on track here.]
I do want the books. I think the bigger the collection, the better. And clearly people are quite into them.
[That last bit comes as a surprise and he blinks as he peeks out between his fingers at the text. Huh.] Okay? That's... uh, noted. ... You want me to inform you when we come across any romance novels?
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DIFFERENT MEANINGS TO HUMANS, YES. WHICH I AM NOT. I'M NOT A HUMAN. ARE YOU GETTING IT YET?
AND, WHATEVER, HERE. THIS IS WHAT I HAVE.
[And, without further ado, he'll be sending along digital copies of all his fucking romance novels because he's magnanimous or something.]
I'D ASK YOU TO TRY AND MAKE SURE THAT HOUSE (THE DOCTOR NOT THE HUMAN EDIFICE) DOESN'T GET A HOLD OF ANY OF THESE, BUT IF THIS IS GOING TO BE A WIDESPREAD THING, HE'D PROBABLY FIND A WAY TO TO DO IT REGARDLESS, SO WHATEVER.
AND IF YOU DO FIND ANY MORE ROMANCE NOVELS, HELL YES I WANT TO BE INFORMED. I MEAN SOME OF THESE BOOKS ARE ACTUALLY PRETTY DECENT IN TERMS OF PLOT, BUT I CAN ONLY REREAD THOSE SO MANY TIMES, YOU KNOW?
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But he will leave it at that because that is a lot of erotic romance novels. A lot. No, really, what is this list even.]
That's... an impressive collection. I guess you must have been working on it for a while. Thank you.
I will absolutely let you know when we get new additions.
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YEAH, BUT ONLY BECAUSE I WAS LIKE RIGHT NEXT TO THAT HIVE WHEN I FIRST GOT HERE. AND IT'S RIGHT NEXT TO THE SCHOOL TOO, SO IT'S EASY TO STOP BY WHEN YOU'RE PICKING UP RATIONS OR WHATEVER.
ANYWAY, THANKS. I'LL SEND MORE ALONG IF I CAN FIND ANY.
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He also makes a mental note of the location of the porn house/hive. If only to someday check if maybe there are other books there, too.]
Appreciate it. Hope the collection will grow quickly.
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HOPEFULLY YES. IT'S STUPID HOW FEW OF THESE HIVES HAVE BOOKS ANYWAY, LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
LATER, LIBRARY GUY.
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[Not in – quite so explicit terms, maybe, but they can definitely agree on the sentiment. A little amused now:]
Later, troll.