[network] @uh, day 278 ; text [open]

[bonezoned]

[ After some choice words with House, there's been something on Wight's mind for a little bit. Now that he's feeling better, he reasons it's the perfect time to ask-- after all, he still had to provide an answer, didn't he? He couldn't do that without a little outside assistance, so...to the network it is. ]

hello! i'm wight and i have a question, so maybe you all can help me if you have the time. i was sort of asked to do a poll for this so here i am? you don't have to answer if you don't want to or if you're busy! it's just. a thing i need some responses for, because i am by all means new here and i know like two people. that is not a good number to ask when it comes to getting a baseline opinion from a large group, and i'm assuming there's. more than two people here

out of everyone here, who would you say is the worst person? that's a pretty mean thing to ask, i know-- i'm sorry ! i am kind of. trying to prove someone wrong, though, if i can. which is why this is a question in the first place. i do not enjoy asking it anyway, but sometimes you can't get around unfortunate things.
but alternatively, who do you really like that's here, if you would prefer complimenting someone instead? this is probably much easier to answer! feel free to explain if that's something you'd like to do! i thought this would be a better option.

i don't know how i'm supposed to set this up, so sorry if it's kind of. not great it's done though and that's what counts i guess 
also thank you either way !

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@zd; text

[swatsflies]

Yo! I think you set it up fine.
The worst person has got to be the Joker.
And for who I really like
hmm
I'm not going to count anyone in my group. Since I'm around them and all it means I like them.
I think I'll pick Al.

[bonezoned]

thank you! i was kind of nervous about that. i should probably have also asked for reasons with the worst vote but i thought it would be more rude than the original question. i'm just hoping i haven't made anyone upset in the process.

and noted! i haven't actually heard much about the joker yet but it seems people are pretty much decided on them
i don't know if i've been told about al or not. is he alphonse or someone else ?

@Ecks | audio

[ecks]

[The voice is that of a young woman, but she speaks in utter monotone.]

I also think that the worst person here is the Joker if worst means the person who behaves in the most antithetical way to the survival of others. He murdered me and Doctor House and it was not for a justified reason.

If the worst is the person who is the worst at not dying and the worst at promises the worst person is Doctor House. If the worst person is the person who is the most petty the worst person is Alfie Solomons, because he stole Doctor House's harmonica and he did not give it back to me. If the worst person is the person who is worst at protecting other people the worst person is maybe me. If the worst person is the person who is stupid and has a penis no one likes the worst person is Peter. If the worst person is the person I am not talking to anymore the worst person is Mickey Mouse.

I like Doctor House, and Davesprite, and Zell, and Bucky, and I do not hate Quark anymore, and I like Castiel and the Cat, and I still like Doctor Watson.

[bonezoned]

hello i don't think i've talked to you before! thank you for your input, it's very detailed and i appreciate it

you sound as though you've been here a while? either that or a lot of things have happened here in a very short amount of time, which is a little concerning to think about.
if you don't mind me asking though i have a few questions? firstly what is the penis thing, i've seen a lot about that and i feel as though i'm missing something there.
and also who is mickey mouse ?

@user; audio

[cosmicwords]

That's an odd question for a poll.

Who told you to ask it?

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[bonezoned]

it is and i am still wishing i had a better way to word it
but iiiiiii aaaam sworn to secrecy. absolutely.

[ There's about a minute pause where he just doesn't type anything at all, but he can't stay quiet forever. Once he resumes, though, the messages come notably faster. ]

okay that was a lie and i'm sorry
it came up during a conversation i was having a little while ago! and the person i was talking to seemed pretty convinced they'd be named the worst, which i thought was kind of sad. that led to this, and here we are.
i realize this isn't too much better because it still involves calling somebody bad but. i didn't want to just outright say who it was. that feels rude?

[zunesareawesome]

House! He's a total waste of space.

@Ecks | audio

[ecks]

Your penis is a total waste of space, mate.

[bonezoned]

oh!
that's mean!
[ HE EXPECTED THIS BUT STILL ]
why exactly do you think this, if you don't mind me asking? it seems like a very firm opinion!

@godsend, audio

[termineur]

So how many new areas have you opened up, Petey? 'cause I know he's gotten at least one.

@totheark; text

[0thingsonmymind]

heis not use less
he has done ma ny

heis just
bad jerk mean

donot take
seri ous ly

*K-kind of House defense squad?*

@magenta2; audio

[himalayanyeti]

Joker's very sweet if you get to know him! Y'all just have bad taste. House is probably the worst, though. He's a piece of shit with zero fuckin' redeemin' qualities.

Ginger's the best, which I think we can all agree on.

@Mnemosyne; voice

[bookofnope]

House would like to be voted worst. If you truly hate him you wouldn't give him the satisfaction.

@hexappeal, Audio

[sleight_of_fate]

Wait, this is the murderclown we're talking about, right?

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[bonezoned]

oh that's definitely some words
th a nk you anyway!

you have a very different opinion on the joker than the others that have responded so far? why is that? it's interesting!

@guardian; text;

[phaseshifter]

I kinda have to agree with Ecks on needing to know how you'd measure worst-ness. Most obnoxious? Most manipulative? Highest body count??

[bonezoned]

unfortunately i didn't think that far!
i am. going to avoid the body count as a measurement, which i know is kind of. it's biased in my favor in this case. sometimes things can't be helped though and i would personally rather not wind up on the worst list.

i would say it's more how you treat people and what you've done to either hurt or help everybody else that's stuck here? and i understand that i'm twisting it for convenience i guess
perhaps it would have been better if someone else would have asked this? little too late for that now though

@Spoiler ; text

[spoileralert]

The Joker, end of story.

@godsend, text

[termineur]

Agreed. There were some runners-up here awhile ago, but they're gone now.

Best person is Alphonse Elric. Just calling it right now. If it helps, Wight, there's surprisingly more good people than bad people. At least by my standards.

[ His standards might be a little weird. ]

@starspangledhero; voice

[fifty]

Joker, easy.

[...]

For worst person, I mean.

@magenta2; voice

[himalayanyeti]

Didn't anyone ever tell you not to throw stones in glass houses, dickwad?

@carcinoGeneticist; text

[quadrangle]

THE WORST PEOPLE ARE THE JOKER AND HOUSE. I MEAN I HAVEN'T HAD ANY EXPOSURE TO THE HOMICIDAL CLOWN, BUT HE'S RANKING UP THERE BECAUSE HOMICIDAL CLOWN. HOUSE MEANWHILE IS A MANIPULATIVE ASSHOLE WITH ZERO EMPATHY.
AND MY LEAST HATED PEOPLE ARE DAVESPRITE, THE CAT, STEPH, ROYCE, AND ALFIE. JOHN AND STEPHEN AREN'T THAT BAD EITHER. KUNSEL'S PRETTY COOL TOO AND ZELL IS TOLERABLE I GUESS. SO IS HIS BOYFRIEND.
OH WAIT, BUT VANITAS IS ALSO HORRIBLE. AVOID HIM IF YOU CAN.

@PetertheGreat | audio

[zunesareawesome]

[Peter cups his hand around his mouth to make him sound like he's speaking in a courtroom microphone.] Ah, yes, and for the record your honor, I'd like to second the statement that House is a manipulative asshole with zero empathy.

@quark; text

[averytinyparticle]

is mr house the one who bet you that he'd be the one people hate the most?

[He totally bets that it is.]

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[bonezoned]

I HAVE NEVER SPOKEN WITH MR. THE GUNSHOW IN MY LIFE SO IT IS CLEARLY NOT HIM
[ Just...wait about thirty seconds, Quark. There's only so long he can sit there. ]



okay maybe
BUT ONLY MAYBE
[ It's not quite lying if it's a maybe, right? That...counts for something? ]

@prettypinkflowers; text

[lacecase]

I think everybody has goodness inside of them and I don't know if I'd say anyone is the worst!! (´๑・⌓・｀)

[bonezoned]

see i also think that
because i have no idea how anyone here is outside of a situation like this? suddenly being stuck somewhere like this can put a lot of stress on a person! so in some cases, how people act is probably a little stilted, and i dunno if it's exactly fair to call somebody THE WORST.
maybe, like. kind of a jerk? except for those people that are killing others. that kinda counts a lot toward being awful.

also how are you doing those faces, i love them ?

@clowncutie92; text

[clowngirl]

some things are prolly better left not up to public opinion.

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[bonezoned]

yeah i am. very quickly learning that i should have done this a little differently? so i suppose that's, uh. something to keep in mind from here on out!
i wasn't expecting a lot of this stuff to happen how it did! i'm going to apologize to people later but. probably after this calms down.