[log] Noisy Black, Part One [closed]

[snowblindmods]

Characters: anyone who signed up for the Noisy Black event
Location: an office building
Date: Morning and Day 260
Summary: You wake up in a room.
Warnings: nothing of note for this part, please note any specific things that happen in the comment sections of your posts

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Comments

[bywolves]

Wow, prison must be getting to me. I'm never pessimistic.

[ :| ]

[rubikscomplex]

It's an office building with bars some asshole welded together, not a prison. You ever actually been in lock-up? Or are you just too good?

[bywolves]

It functions as a prison, so it is one. I know you like to argue for the sake of arguing, but that one was weak, even for you.

[ As for the rest, might as well pass the time by bitching back and forth. ] And yes. I've been locked up several times. Never for more than a few months.

[rubikscomplex]

I value accuracy. A functional prison doesn't have the same vibe as a real prison.

But Master Assassin's been caught and kept? Here I thought we'd be relying on you for the jailbreak if it's not the Joker.

[bywolves]

I can't break out of something with no tools. I imagine the Joker can't either.

Maybe we should rely on the man who thought it was a good idea to throw himself at the bars. He seems stupid enough to try it again. Brute force.

[rubikscomplex]

Yeah. I'm sure Maggie May's just great. Aren't you half-weasel or something? Get your head through, you can fit the rest of your body.

[bywolves]

[ A beat. ]

Half weasel? [ He's almost amused by this. Almost. ]

[rubikscomplex]

You have a very pointed face and get into places you shouldn't be.

[bywolves]

Not the worst compliment I've ever gotten.

[rubikscomplex]

If that's a compliment we need to work on your pick-up artist skills, bro.