[network] @PetertheGreat, Audio; Night 259 [Open] *Actual audio

[zunesareawesome]

DJ Star-Lord here, bringing you the stylings of my awesome collection of music. Apparently you guys are super-deprived, and I need to record my songs in case I can't get power to my Zune, so I'll be doing this probably from time to time.

But these are my songs, and I'm not parting with all of them just cause I feel sorry for you guys. If you want more, it's gonna cost you. Favors, actual stuff, money. I need food, a weapon, and most of all--a battery or a power source or something to recharge my Zune with. If there's a way to message privately on this thing, I can give you a song exclusively if you want. Then you can do whatever with it.

I haven't finished typing up my list of songs because it's stupid cold and my fingers are like icicles...I have a text file I can send with what I do have, or if you got a mood or somethin' in mind, I'm your DJ.

Anyway. Time to sit down, shut up, and listen.

[He plays the following songs, cutting the 'broadcast' off for a couple seconds before and after so that each song becomes its own individual audio file. The quality could be better, it sounds exactly like something played at full volume through earbuds held right up to a tablet, but it's better than nothing.]

Come and Get Your Love, Redbone
Hooked on a Feeling, Blue Swede
Fooled Around and Fell in Love, Elvin Bishop
Hotel California, Eagles
Respect, Aretha Franklin

Comments

[zunesareawesome]

Oh, jeez, I'm soooo sorry. Doctor.

[He pronounces it obnoxiously, with an exaggerated accent.]

I've offended his highness' sensibilities, excuse me, Doctor...

[thewarningafter]

Yeah, well, some of us went to med school instead of playing space pirate.

[zunesareawesome]

Look, man, space pirate is way cooler than a doctor, just admit it.

[thewarningafter]

Are you even listening to the words coming out of your own mouth right now?

[zunesareawesome]

Please don't tell me you're actually trying to say that being a space pirate is less cool than a doctor.

[thewarningafter]

Uh, yeah. Do you have any idea how complex the human nervous system actually is?

[zunesareawesome]

And yet, I don't see kids playing with models of the human nervous system, but there are a lot of toy spaceships out there. I'm a pilot of a spaceship, dude. You can't get cooler than that.

[thewarningafter]

You can if you're also a practitioner of magic.

[zunesareawesome]

...

That is an unfair advantage and you know it.

[thewarningafter]

All's fair in love and coolness.

[zunesareawesome]

[Eh, to be fair, Peter agreed. But still.]

Shut up.

[He hangs up sourly.]