[network] @PetertheGreat, Audio; Night 259 [Open] *Actual audio

[zunesareawesome]

DJ Star-Lord here, bringing you the stylings of my awesome collection of music. Apparently you guys are super-deprived, and I need to record my songs in case I can't get power to my Zune, so I'll be doing this probably from time to time.

But these are my songs, and I'm not parting with all of them just cause I feel sorry for you guys. If you want more, it's gonna cost you. Favors, actual stuff, money. I need food, a weapon, and most of all--a battery or a power source or something to recharge my Zune with. If there's a way to message privately on this thing, I can give you a song exclusively if you want. Then you can do whatever with it.

I haven't finished typing up my list of songs because it's stupid cold and my fingers are like icicles...I have a text file I can send with what I do have, or if you got a mood or somethin' in mind, I'm your DJ.

Anyway. Time to sit down, shut up, and listen.

[He plays the following songs, cutting the 'broadcast' off for a couple seconds before and after so that each song becomes its own individual audio file. The quality could be better, it sounds exactly like something played at full volume through earbuds held right up to a tablet, but it's better than nothing.]

Come and Get Your Love, Redbone
Hooked on a Feeling, Blue Swede
Fooled Around and Fell in Love, Elvin Bishop
Hotel California, Eagles
Respect, Aretha Franklin

Comments

@wiccandoit, audio

[fanboyascended]

You just became my new favorite.

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[zunesareawesome]

I should be everybody's favorite.

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[fanboyascended]

Depends on what else you have on that zune.

[ He says 'zune' like it's a slightly foreign word. ]

Too bad my phone's out of juice or we could trade.

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[zunesareawesome]

Too bad. [He sounds disappointed, who knows what kind of new and interesting music was out there.]

Well, we could always trade other things. Information, vague but binding favors I can call in at any time of the day...

[fanboyascended]

Wow, way to make that sound super appealing. How do you feel about first born children?

[zunesareawesome]

I'm not a fairy-tale villain, dude.

[fanboyascended]

You're withholding music from the pop-culture starved masses. Is supervillainy really that far off?

...I'm joking. If that's not obvious. I don't have a lot to trade yet, including zero weapons, but I'm pretty willing to share whatever information I come across.

[zunesareawesome]

Well, when you put it that way...and supervillains do get some pretty sweet outfits...

Hey man, it's a barter system, what you got is what you got. I'm cool with it.

[fanboyascended]

It's hit or miss. Spider-Man fights a guy that's got a fishbowl on his head. Gotta be careful to see the right super villain tailor.

But, uh - right now I'm trying to get a guy to give me a crystal, but 'tunes are way up there on my priority list. Even ones that my parents were into.

[zunesareawesome]

Please tell me 'Spider-Man' is an actual spider guy. Because that would be awesome. Regardless of fighting fishbowl dudes.

I hope that crystal is like, actually worth something. Or has fantastic abilities.

What stuff were your parents into?

[fanboyascended]

Old stuff? This is all from at least a decade before I was born.

Spider-Man is ... a guy who was bitten by a radioactive spider and has spider-powers. Not eight arms.

Eight arms would be awesome.

[zunesareawesome]

Eight arms would be totally awesome.

A lot of the songs I have are songs my mom loved, so yeah...I got some stuff from when I was a kid though. It was 1988 when I was kidnapped, so...

[fanboyascended]

Okay, you're not wrong.

I'm from 2016, so definitely going to have to work on getting my phone up and running for you.

[zunesareawesome]

Oh man, that would be--wait, phone? You have a phone with you? Like a car-phone?

[fanboyascended]

A car- Wow.

No, it's a cellphone. About the size of your Zune but it works like these tablets.

[zunesareawesome]

...Oh.

[A pause.]

That's actually really cool.