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Gregory House, MD ([personal profile] rubikscomplex) wrote in [community profile] snowblindrpg2017-04-20 06:01 pm

[network] @hotstud_xxx; video/text; Night 229 [open] (cw: body horror)

[There's the sound of just uneven breathing as the camera focuses on a figure. As with all anomalies, the filming warps and distorts. But the figure is very clearly an older man, his arms and legs stretched to impossible lengths and his body clad in a smart military dress uniform. Those familiar with the American military might be able to pick out that he's a marine. Those more intimately familiar would be able to identify the insignia of a pilot, and the rank of a colonel on his jacket. The figure just looms, staring toward House's camera

The feed cuts and shifts to another point. This time, the tablet has been propped up on something. House is visible (for once in a blue moon) in his eclectic hobo attire, about ten feet away. The anomaly is there with him, and they're both roughly in profile view. The doctor is clutching a wooden croquet mallet tight and breathing hard enough that his chest is visibly rising and falling as he stares up at the anomaly with wide eyes. Very suddenly, he turns his head to look directly toward the tablet camera.]


Dr. Gregory House, Day 229, 12:30 PM... give or take. Anomaly has general appearance of Colonel John House. Abnormalities apparent in the limbs, which have become elongated. Anomaly is unresponsive to verbal commands, does not attack, and makes only gurgling, moaning noises. Anomaly initially encountered this morning when subject exited Building 255, but may have previously been present at any point between evening lockdown on Day 228 to morning unlock on Day 229.

Characteristic acute MN Poisoning symptoms manifest when subject approaches anomaly. [Here, he licks his lips and wipes at his upper lip unconsciously, the memory of the blood trickling from his nose still fresh.] Nosebleed, vertigo, nausea, and generalized malaise followed by unconscious. Anomaly did not attack when subject was rendered unconscious multiple times.

[His head snaps back toward the anomaly.]

So time to see what kind of punishment these assholes can take. Testing application of rubble-coated hammer to anomaly. Take one.

[It's only a second later that House launches himself at the anomaly, swinging the hammer and easily sweeping the thing's legs. The anomaly goes down, and the doctor pauses momentarily before screwing his eyes shut and hammering down on the thing. The anomaly flails its long limbs until one of them hits House and he crumbles to the ground unconscious. The anomaly finds its way to its feet and wanders a little ways away. When House wakes up, there's blood dripping from his nose and staining the white snow beneath.

This experiment is repeated twice more with very similar results. It's then repeated with a hammer that hasn't been coated with any rubble dust, again, with similar results. The video feed finally cuts off. House adds some text a few minutes later.]


so that was my day
how's everyone else doing?
also, the southern scrap wall extends all the way
we have to go under or climb over
my vote is under so we don't get speared
himalayanyeti: (♤ i want to kill him)

[personal profile] himalayanyeti 2017-04-22 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
never had a guy sing for me before

but oh yeah absolutely. now i know where you are and what you look like so its gonna be shooting fish in a barrel
himalayanyeti: (♤ he left me without a ride)

[personal profile] himalayanyeti 2017-04-23 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
i can always come back to that message you know. nice try though youve made your bed and im coming to make you lie in it as the saying goes

sweet voice at least. better than you sound talking
himalayanyeti: (♤ where did the hour go)

[personal profile] himalayanyeti 2017-04-23 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
are you sure

cause youre the one always doing this shit with things i say and im thinking otherwise. also you look really old dont you have better things to be doing than making sex jokes at me
himalayanyeti: (♤ there's no permanence)

[personal profile] himalayanyeti 2017-04-23 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
then stop being such a god damn tease and go back to killing your dad or whatever

i know i have better things to do than get bothered by some weird old man pervert such as yourself
himalayanyeti: (♤ he took the cargo and went to leave)

[personal profile] himalayanyeti 2017-04-23 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
please stop asking me if i know people that i would have no way of knowing

am not a musisian

also. 1890. please remember this
himalayanyeti: (♤ into the frontier)

[personal profile] himalayanyeti 2017-04-25 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
no i refuse

youre dying whether you like it or not. whether you have a very nice song or not