[network] @hotstud_xxx; text; Day 227 [open]

[rubikscomplex]

hands up if you have a shovel
or anything that's remotely shovel-like
we've got giant scrap debris piles all over the industrial area
the piece of advice we always get?
dig deep

unless someone wants to come and try to bomb the hell out of one of these things
we need to tunnel underneath them
so, bodies and shovels
and preferably bodies with shovels
also food
because all we have is vending machine crap over here

ecks, cassie, and i are gonna be working on getting into the southwest corner on the map
kunsel and his crew were digging and pulling crap from up under the big pile north of the power plant
looking for cable to get down into the generator
we need teams to deal with getting through to the northwest and southwest corners

feel free to volunteer and coordinate here
i'm not coordinating you people
solomons can play chess master if anyone wants that

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[spoileralert]

I knew it

you're actually 64

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[rubikscomplex]

can't be 64
i'm not losing my hair, yet
maybe 63

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[spoileralert]

How can you not be losing your hair, I'm losing some just from stress

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[rubikscomplex]

these lush, thick locks just won't quit
i've got superior genetics

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[spoileralert]

I guess you traded your social skills for them ;P

[rubikscomplex]

who needs social skills when you look this fly?

[spoileralert]

someone who minds being murdered much more than you do

[rubikscomplex]

does everything have to be about me getting murdered with you people?
it's happened
like
three times
four at most
you'd think i was getting killed every week

[If we joke about it, it's not actually horrifying to think about.]

[spoileralert]

Your social skills and your propensity for getting murdered are linked, it's relevant.

[rubikscomplex]

my social skills never got me murdered before i came here
i'm pretty sure that means it's other people

[spoileralert]

fair point, we do have a large number of murderous psychos here

[rubikscomplex]

didn't we have a bunch of superhero types trying to deal with that?
they need to stop dying or something

[spoileralert]

To be fair we also have some homicidal thugs trying to deal with that and they're not doing any better.

[rubikscomplex]

are you one of the thugs, stiffi?

[spoileralert]

Don't insult me House

I'm a con artist, not a thug.

[rubikscomplex]

i get those two mixed up when you go around threatening people
oops!

[spoileralert]

If you're gonna talk the talk you gotta be able to walk the walk.

[rubikscomplex]

now see
that's the part of that i missed out on
walk the walk, too?
damn!
i'll keep it in mind the next time i'm picking on a bigger guy
or a little girl

[spoileralert]

By all means, please do. I prefer bigger guys tho

[rubikscomplex]

well, i think we all got that from letterman

[spoileralert]

I wouldn't want anyone thinking he was an outlier

[rubikscomplex]

heaven forbid!

anyway, keep an eye out for shovels
and lemme know if you find any, stiffi
it'll make our lives easier

[spoileralert]

aye aye capn