That's the most pretentious magical bullcrap I've ever heard.

[Flat, even delivery. It also means he doesn't care to hear the long version.]

So anyway, I could fly, go through walls, make magic notes—and by magic I mean dumb sprite powers, not whooshy wand spell magic, and watermark the sky with my face. I knew a lot about Sburb, too, but that's not really special the way the other stuff is. And I mentioned the time travel, right? But that was a me thing, not a sprite thing.