[network] @featherydouche; postmortem; day 181 [open]

[mrcreamsicles]

so who else died last night
excuse me
"died"
because when i woke up i sure didnt look it
not even a scratch
right back where i started before everything went weird too
same with the people i was with from what i could tell before i left

also you people with the prophet eyes
do you still want to murder us or what

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[majorlazer]

[Such a response tells Zach one thing: Davesprite definitely has some kind of complex and/or hang-up, here.]

no need to get mad, bro, sorry

question, though - if you could go back to being a normal boy, would you? or d'you like being a bird?

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[mrcreamsicles]

[Zach he does not have a complex about his mystery junk.]

[But the line of questioning is one that's relevant to his life. He's got hang-ups about who he is, alright, and plenty of 'em.]

i dont have a problem with being a bird
there was some complicated stuff that led to it but im the one who chose this
ive only got a problem when people treat me weird

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[majorlazer]

eh, i don't care what you are if that helps
you're a cool dude

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[mrcreamsicles]

thanks
thats the one good thing about this place
most people here dont give a shit

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[majorlazer]

i'd rather hang out with a bird man than with the guy that wanted to shiv me just because i sat in the same room as him

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[mrcreamsicles]

yeah fuck that
worst im gonna do is be aggressively orange
maybe caw some
it was enough to make one dude flip out but he was an asshole who didnt want to acknowledge reality anyway
say if we ever run into each other lets hang out

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[majorlazer]

you going to the tunnels like everybody else? steph and i are leaving to pick up Kes

to be honest i'm thinking i shouldn't be hanging out with them
the eyes thing, you know

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[mrcreamsicles]

well
after the eyes are normal then
because mine are still glowing
but yeah im headed that way

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[majorlazer]

i'm gonna run away and hide
until they go back to normal
and then we can play football

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[mrcreamsicles]

good luck man
im trying to be careful too
i cant know until it happens what keeping the glowy ones is going to mean
you guys got the bad side last night but we barely even know why this happened at all
so im going to watch myself until this is over
but after that its a two man trip to the end zone
im gonna be the mvp zach
most valuable poultry
so spike the field goals because im coming in for the touchdown

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[majorlazer]

are you putting in all the football terms you know in the same sentence

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[mrcreamsicles]

is it working

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[majorlazer]

depends on what you're trying to achieve
if it's a football play you're failing

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[mrcreamsicles]

look
when its the bottom of the ninth and the team is on the three point line
its me whos gonna carry that pigskin home

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[majorlazer]

okay
good job
i'm laughing now

hut hut

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[mrcreamsicles]

you can laugh but im deadly serious
im my dreams im the star
its me

anyway ill talk to you later man
stay safe

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[majorlazer]

i'll train you up to become one don't worry

be good man keep in touch