[network] @featherydouche; digging for info; text; night 175 [open]

[mrcreamsicles]

sup norfinbury
for those who dont know me the names davesprite and ive got some questions
first off im wondering if any of yall have any info or stuff youve seen or just weird shit that has happened that you dont think is marked down anywhere
or that has since been forgotten about but youre still wondering what the fuck
because ive been doing a lot of reading up on this place and the vast array of nonsense that goes down on the regular to try and consolidate it all a little better
partly to write a guide to help catch the newbies up to speed and part because i want to find out whats going on
so if theres anything
some little factoid that you dont know how it links up but is too weird to ignore
something no one talks about anymore but might have a part in this
anything youre just plain curious about
go ahead and list it off and we can get ourselves a discussion going

secondly
who here can tell me about the trolls that were around
i know there were at least four because ive seen them in the morgues
theyre related to the place i come from but it seems like they were all gone before i showed up
and its kind of weird to think about
on that note
was anyone by the name john egbert rose lalonde or dave strider ever here before
jade might have mentioned them so dont worry about that
im asking if they were in the town at all
thats all

Comments

[mrcreamsicles]

ok but there are other ways to do scientific observation besides sticking stuff in your mouth
do yourself a favor and next time let someone else find out if its blood
through a way that doesnt take a mouth to test

so whos handsome jack
i keep seeing that name come up but i got no idea

[ecks]

taste is a useful sense

Handsome Jack was a murderer
the Handsome Jack that murdered Vriska was the human Handsome Jack
not the AI Handsome Jack in Rhys's brain

[mrcreamsicles]

one of these days youre going to put something dangerous in your mouth and get sick or poisoned or something
and ill say i told you so
because thats what im doing right now

id ask about how he was a real guy and an ai both but i dont actually care so nvm
he sounds stupid
id kinda expect that from the trolls at this point but if hes the one who killed her hes complicit in the whole dumb thing too

[ecks]

blood is not dangerous
I do not generally put other things in my mouth

Handsome Jack wanted to force Winter to talk to him
he said he would continue murdering people until she talked to him
it was not an effective plan

[mrcreamsicles]

man what
i have gotta alert the doctors about this
good news guys blood is completely 100% safe for all occasions
forget about those pesky blood transmissible diseases
ecks is the true beacon of medical knowledge and insight and she has shown me the truth

but hold up a minute
youre saying winter
zach said it was about baiting the admin
did this happen multiple times or is zachs memory just faulty
cant say im surprised it didnt work

[ecks]

that is sarcasm?
I am not diseased
I do not become diseased
unbunch your panties Davesprite

it was Winter
it was the first time I saw Winter on the network

[mrcreamsicles]

if i find panties while exploring ill make sure to remove any twists bunches or lumps from them just for you
im not saying youre diseased right now
im saying being stupid about blood could get you sick in the future
youre two years old so just listen to your elders

my point stands then
jack was an idiot
so was vriska
i havent spoken to the trolls as much as other people but if theres anything ive gathered its that theyre morons and jackasses

[ecks]

the panties were not literal
that was a comeback

if Vriska was a typical troll trolls are not good at survival
for reasons of decision making processes

[mrcreamsicles]

thats the joke ecks
taking the nonliteral thing and treating it as literal on purpose despite knowing better

all the trolls that were here are dead so im going to say youre probably right

[ecks]

I do not get it
that is not a very good joke

all the trolls?
were other people trolls?

[mrcreamsicles]

theres four that were here from what i can tell
but there were i think twelve total that we talked to before coming here

[ecks]

which other ones were trolls?
I never met any of the trolls face to face

[mrcreamsicles]

i only ever spoke to them on the internet before this
but aside from vriska there were
terezi @gallowsCalibrator
tavros @adiosToreador
and eridan @caligulasAquarium
idk if they kept the same usernames here but thats what they were before this place

[ecks]

I remember some of those names
but I did not know them well
have you read the old parts of the network?

[mrcreamsicles]

some
not everything though
which is why i was asking about stuff like this now

[ecks]

if you write an additional guide
I will read it

[mrcreamsicles]

thanks ecks
youre a good kid