[network] @jwatson; text; Morning 167 [open]

[jumpthegun]

Good morning, everyone. I told a number of people I would share the results of my conversation with the Admin, Eve, regarding her ability to correct 'mental imbalances' that might lead to violent impulses. I thought it best to provide what information I got from her with the whole group.

[This conversation is copied over for everyone.]

The upshot of that:

• Eve can 'fine tune' the nanites in our brains for a particular purpose. This will have no effect on MN poisoning symptoms except to make people not care about them.
  
• Use of the treatment requires patient consent. That's non-negotiable given the requirements for a declaration of mental incompetency under the NIMA system.
  
• While the fine tuning is considered an ethical treatment in extreme cases of violent psychopathy, it is considered unethical to try to treat MN Poisoning.
  
• We may be able to alleviate some of the worst instances of MN Poisoning with blood transfusions. I'm presently looking for the equipment I'd need to do that.
  
• Eve was born in Washington D.C. and used to work for the U.S. government.

As an additional note on medical supplies: I've informed the other doctors, but for those newly arrived and those seeking medical assistance, we are beginning to run low on certain medication types.

[Another conversation is copied over.]

The relative medical stocks stand as such:

• Low-grade Painkillers: Low
  
• Mid-grade Painkillers: Acceptable, restock requested
  
• High-grade Painkillers: Acceptable
  
• Specialized Medication: Acceptable
  
• Radiation Medication: Critically low

I've also been previously informed that the emergency medical response injections are out and will take 200 days to restock. That was at a point that would put us past the projected end of this session... or whatever we're calling out time here.

Comments

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[mrcreamsicles]

the whole royal family can have a suck party for all i care
im gonna learn to make eagle noises just to taunt you

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[jumpthegun]

Reckon that means I need to learn how to do robin calls for you.

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[mrcreamsicles]

oh hell no
fuck that and fuck you for saying it
im a crow watson
one of those black noisy assholes that flock around in murders
not some chirpy redbreasted shit
save that for if one of batmans sidekicks shows up

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[jumpthegun]

[That actually gets John to snort in amusement.]

Easy, lad. Robins are the national bird of England. That's what the eagle's supposed to be for you, yeah?

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[mrcreamsicles]

i can make whatever bird sounds i want because i am a bird
dont be racist because youre so british you cant function without kissing your shrine to the queen once a day
robins are a shit national bird btw
eagles are cool

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[jumpthegun]

Well, I have worked for the royal family on a case before. That was an interesting one. Wouldn't want to bore you with the Britishness of it, though.

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[mrcreamsicles]

what happened
did the queen misplace her crumpets
did some prince wear the wrong cape to the royal dinner
was tea an hour late and you had to find out who was responsible for such treason

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[jumpthegun]

Couldn't say. National secrets.

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[mrcreamsicles]

were in postapocalyptic future alaska in another universe and im a debatable member of my earths last dregs of humanity
unless you think the queen mothers gonna pop up here wrinkles and all theres no point keeping it secret

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[jumpthegun]

[All of that just says to John that he has Davesprite honestly wanting to know.]

Queen and country, even when they're not here. Sorry, I'm too British, even in the dark.

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[mrcreamsicles]

how loyal is sherlock to queen and country
he seems pretty eager to boast about his giant brain all the time

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[jumpthegun]

Extremely. Even more than me, I reckon.

[That's an absolute lie.]

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[mrcreamsicles]

uhuh
that explains why its you who trips the pip pip cheerio alarm every time i talk to you and he hasnt blundered into it once

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[jumpthegun]

Wait until you hear him talk one day. He's got the poshest accent out of anyone I've ever heard. Him and Mycroft, come to it.

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[mrcreamsicles]

mycroft
what the fuck kind of name is mycroft
sherlock is a stupid name too while im at it

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[jumpthegun]

You have to admit they're both memorable.

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[mrcreamsicles]

sherlock is memorable because pop culture and you know it
ive never heard of mycroft

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[jumpthegun]

[John bristles ever so slightly.]

Sherlock and I aren't pop culture. We're real people and his name is memorable because it's his name. Mycroft's his big brother.

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[mrcreamsicles]

oh no
no look
thats not how i mean it
i mean yes you are pop culture in my universe but this isnt me saying youre not real
every single person here is real
universes are just weird i guess but it doesnt stop your life from being a thing

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[jumpthegun]

[All right, that unruffles his feathers a bit. After the argument with Sora, John isn't keen to have it again.]

Yeah, they're weird. This whole place is weird, though. Keeps things interesting, I suppose.

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[mrcreamsicles]

[Calling people fake is just not a cool thing to do, and he deeply regrets what happened this place got to him enough for him to pull it on someone else.]

thats one way to put it
on the other hand now i gotta deal with knowing pooh bear is real

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[jumpthegun]

This coming from a floating orange boy who's half-crow.

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[mrcreamsicles]

im a sprite not a disney character
there is a firm solid line
and soras universe crossed it a long time ago

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[jumpthegun]

He's certainly an odd one if he's got Winnie the Pooh running about. Must make being here easier, at least.

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[mrcreamsicles]

mickey mouse donald duck and goofy too
except he has anime hair and the rest sounds like an rpg
it is completely goddamn bonkers
he took seeing me completely completely in stride though so yeah id say it helps

[How did they get on this topic again? He sure doesn't know.]