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Comments

[ecks]

I know because of what it did to @dickcheese
I am not a liar.
The other people here are liars but I am not a liar

[howdull]

You are not doing a good job of proving that.

I will believe you are a liar until you can prove otherwise.

[ecks]

I have not lied to you
how can I prove tht
thoughts cannot be proven
stop asking for proof thoughts cannot be proven
I am not a liar

[howdull]

The onus is on you to prove you are not a liar. You say you know information, and yet you refuse to prove that you do.

[ecks]

I have information because Andromeda told me in a dream that we had to find the center to escape
i have information because I saw what @dickcheese said on the network when he attached his brain to the network and the thing in the spiral showed him his death
i have information because I have been here and I read the network adn you have not been here and you do not have information

[howdull]

Wrong.

I have the information as well now, as you have now told me it. Thank you.

[ecks]

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[howdull]

Throwing a tantrum because you were stupid enough to give away all your information won't help matters.

[ecks]

YOUR FACE IS TANTRUM STUPID

[howdull]

Poor effort.

[And now he's critiquing her insulting skills.]

[ecks]

your face is a poor effort

[howdull]

Now you are repeating yourself, try harder next time.

[ecks]

Now you are repeating yourself, try harder next time.

[howdull]

Boring. Goodbye.

[And then he hangs up once he's had the last word.]

@jwatson; text

[jumpthegun]

[It takes him a moment to find this conversation. This will be a brief, but necessary reprimand.]

Sherlock, apologize to her right now, you utter cock.

Ecks, he'll be keeping an eye out for stuffed animals. If he finds any he'll be giving them to you free-of-charge whenever we meet up.

[howdull]

I'm not going to apologise for someone else's stupidity, John.

[jumpthegun]

You're going to apologize for taking advantage of a little girl who just wanted to know what a gun is.

[howdull]

She gave me the information of her own volition.

[jumpthegun]

You tricked her into it and you know that's what you were doing.

[howdull]

Of course I did, I always know what I'm doing.

[jumpthegun]

No. You don't.

What you did was mean. When you do mean things, you apologize for them. I'm sure your mum taught you that at some point in your life.

[howdull]

You've met my mother, you've seen how effective her lessons have been.

[Not very, is the answer to that. Look at how both he and Mycroft turned out.]

I'm not discussing this further, I won't apologise for gathering information. Goodbye, John.

[jumpthegun]

Sherlock, I've never met your mother, unless you're talking about Mycroft.

[But then he's being hung up on. Bastard. Ugh.]

Ecks, he means he's sorry for being a complete dick. I'm translating. From his head.