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[rubikscomplex]

elitist
nice
well, holmes always was a posh bastard

[howdull]

Factual.

The English accent is standardised by the Royal Family, all other derivatives are bastardised or watered down versions.

[rubikscomplex]

your english royal family is a bunch of germans

[howdull]

And if they spoke with a German accent, that would be the standard official accent. They do not, it is not. Their origins are irrelevant.

[rubikscomplex]

what i'm saying is you're putting a lot of stock in a bunch of foreign assholes just because they've got a fancy set of jewels
and i thought your boyfriend was the diehard patriot

[howdull]

You're more intelligent than to believe facts equal patriotism. You're speaking the wrong Holmes if you want that.

[rubikscomplex]

[Not referencing other versions... Mycroft?]

big brother's all for queen and country?
he's the smarter one, isn't he?

[howdull]

[Direct target hit!]

Yes, he is.
No, he isn't.

[rubikscomplex]

pretty sure you mean "yes" for both of those, kid
don't worry
i'm sure you have fun doing his legwork

[howdull]

[You are on his shitlist, Greg.]

It seems the books you have read are much less accurate than I believed they may be.

[And then he hangs up. Last word, but also sulking.]