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[rubikscomplex]

you've got all sorts of distractions already
don't try to pull that "oh, i'm above it all" crap
that's just sad
you either lack any level of self-awareness
or you're lying to yourself
or you're trying to lie to me
poorly

distractions/sentiment:
- music
- drugs
- lying around because you're bored and listless
- watson

[These are the things House knows from the stories, anyway...]

i'm gonna guess this is where you'll argue that all of those help your thinking process
or provide insight
barring the third one
you choose not to have sex
you wanna say it's lack of interest
fine
own that
don't try to equivocate by saying you don't do distraction and sentiment
everyone picks their poison

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[howdull]

You have already successfully provided your own counter-argument, as all of those things listed do assist in my thinking process. Bar, naturally, the boredom which is simply to be suffered through between cases.

Romantic entanglements and sexual intercourse do not add anything to the thinking process. At all. Therefore they have no merit in my life.

[Wow, shut up, you sound like Mycroft.]

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[rubikscomplex]

have you ever experienced an orgasm?
they're great for the thinking process

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[howdull]

Written like a true idiot.

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[rubikscomplex]

so that's a "no"
that's a lot shorter to write, kid
and like i said
just own it

as we're going to be going around in circles here
and i'm getting bored
let's just skip ahead to where i say
contact me when you're at the fire station
i'll send you what i find over here in the tunnels
you tell me what you find

good?
good
later holmes

[And he hangs up.]