[network] @ADMIN; Arrival

[snowblindmods]

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[rubikscomplex]

dude
if i find rum
i'm gonna be the one drinking it

drink up me hearties, yo ho

[pistolproof]

sounds like You got the Sea Shanty All but covered eh?

[rubikscomplex]

but i'm not a professional pirate!
doesn't have the same effect

throw me a bone here
even just a verse?

[pistolproof]

look Mate. Ive no Idea why Your so keen on Labeling Me a Pirate nor the Insistance on My Condemnation but I do not apreciate It. Im naught but a Sailor. nor do I have any Need for Your Anti Whatsits.

[rubikscomplex]

ugh
i take it back
not cool or profession
just the lamest pirate
jack sparrow?
you're for the birds, man

also you're gonna die horribly of syphilis
have fun with that

[pistolproof]

I believe There be more Pertanent Threats to Me Health Greg.

[rubikscomplex]

it's "house," birdboy

[pistolproof]

aye. and I be no Pirate.

[rubikscomplex]

[Is that how it's going to be? House pulls out his claws a bit.]

the first thing you do when you get here is ask for rum
you're filthy and have dreadlocks
you're openly bisexual and hitting on anything with a pulse
you talk like you're straight out of a treasure island novel
you're an opportunist, not a professional
you're the "one and only," which means you're arrogant and apparently famous or infamous enough to consider yourself special
plus the "black" pearl sounds more like something you want to avoid than be pulling up alongside

[He stalks the network, Jack. He's a dick like that. He's also eying that conversation with Sora with some interest.]

if they made a movie about pirates
you'd be the star