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[howdull]

Jealousy is an ugly colour, John.

[He chuckles and there's the soft sound of muted strings chiming when he gets his violin put away.]

So we're agreed that you should not pursue anyone?

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[jumpthegun]

I don't think we agreed to that. If you find someone you approve of for me, I promise to limit myself, though. [Considering he doubts Sherlock will ever find someone he approves of...]

audio;

[howdull]

[He already has.

It frustrates him endlessly that he can't say as much and that gives his voice a testy edge.]

None of the women here deserve you, John. Try to focus on the more important things, of which your libido is not one.

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[jumpthegun]

Have you even met any of the women? Most of them are nice.

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[howdull]

If nice was the only criteria, you could have married Mrs. Hudson years ago.

audio;

[jumpthegun]

Okay. First off, that's gross. She's old enough to be my mum. Second, you know that's not my only criteria.

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[howdull]

From what I have been able to tell from your past exploits, your only other criteria appears to be that she is available.

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[jumpthegun]

I am not that easy. [He kind of is, but never you mind.] Sarah asked me out, y'know? [He'd been flirting with her, but still.] Maybe I like strong, assertive women.

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[howdull]

[Yes, that he can attest to. Mary is perfect for him.]

I'm bored of discussing your romantic life.

[Just... going to put that out there.]

Don't date anyone here, I need you to be focused.

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[jumpthegun]

[John just sighs and hangs up. He's not agreeing, but this argument isn't going to go anywhere.]