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Comments

[bywolves]

You're a pirate with a ship named the Sea Monkey. [ Royce is not impressed. ] Intimidating. Monkey Island sounds like a treacherous place.

[mightypirate]

Hey, I didn't name it.

I just stole it.

[Actually he bought it but "stole" sounds much more piratey]

....Wait, are you mocking me? Monkey Island was so treacherous! It had cannibals and swarms of the undead...And...a gateway to Hell.

[bywolves]

You could've renamed it. [ He's definitely mocking. ] You can outrun both cannibals and swarms of the undead.

A gateway to what?

[ Sounds like Rel? Is that what he's referring to? ]

[mightypirate]

Hell.

You know, Hell? Fire, brimstone, lotsa mushrooms... Halls of breathing meat with body parts growing out of the walls....

[He groans.]

[bywolves]

No, I don't know, obviously. Or I wouldn't have asked. [ He makes an irritated noise. ] Seems similar to Rel.

... Why are there mushrooms there?

[mightypirate]

Uhh, I don't rightly know. But somehow I always thought there would be.