[network] @ADMIN; Arrival

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[mightypirate]

...No.

[He sighs that as an answer to all of those questions.]

[majorlazer]

[Zach sighs back. All right then.]

Okay. Check out Al, up here in the post, he's got a link to a guide. Read the guide. There's a link to a map in the guide. Try and find some landmarks, or something to gather where you are in town. That's where you want to start.

[mightypirate]

Uhm.

It sure is a lot to read, do you have a footnotes version?

[majorlazer]

There's a basics section.

[How to tell Zach is spending too much time with Steph: this.]

Also if you check the comments above you, it tl;drs a lot. But you should read the whole thing really. There's...a lot going on.

[mightypirate]

There are gonna be things in that guide that will make me regret reading it, aren't there?

[majorlazer]

Oh yeah. Most definitely.

[Zach gives him a crooked smile.]

There's things that eat you, and the cold, and the shitty people that want to stab you, etc etc. It's loads of fun around here.