actuallydaredevil: (pic#10396740)

[personal profile] actuallydaredevil 2016-10-08 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh? Does that mean the Avengers have already opened up a Norfinbury branch?
spoileralert: (shrug)

[personal profile] spoileralert 2016-10-08 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
They may as well. The only outlier is Batman, and he's... always an outlier.
actuallydaredevil: (pic#10396727)

[personal profile] actuallydaredevil 2016-10-08 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess that's a good thing.

[ Matt doesn't trust the Avengers all that much. ]

Batman, huh? What's his story?
spoileralert: (blushu)

[personal profile] spoileralert 2016-10-08 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
He's one of the big name heroes from my word. He's not a people person.
actuallydaredevil: (DD)

[personal profile] actuallydaredevil 2016-10-08 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh boy, just wait till they meet. ]

That's not all that surprising. I wasn't much of a people person for a while, either.

[ Now Matt really wants to meet him, though. Is he like, Shroud-levels of jerk, or more old Matt? ]
spoileralert: (sympathetic)

[personal profile] spoileralert 2016-10-08 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
He's not the kind of not-a-people-person that wears off with time. He managed to alienate everyone here within a day of arriving. Except for the Joker, but the Joker doesn't count.
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[personal profile] actuallydaredevil 2016-10-08 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, they used to say that about me and I turned out fine.

[ totally fine! absolutely fine! has he mentioned how well-adjusted he is now!! bottling up pain and not thinking about it is such a great way to cope! ]

The Joker sounds like someone I knew from back home, too.

[ Thanks, Bullseye. Well, at least Bulleye was really only interested in killing people, not jokes. But if this Batman has a Bullseye then Matt can understand where he's coming from... ]

Maybe Batman and I can have a chat down the line.
Edited (less ominous) 2016-10-08 22:26 (UTC)
spoileralert: (maybe this is important)

[personal profile] spoileralert 2016-10-08 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Not that I don't believe you, but I find that both horrifying and difficult to believe.

He'd probably talk to you. His username is @inthebelfry.
actuallydaredevil: (pic#10668678)

[personal profile] actuallydaredevil 2016-10-08 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
He was. Mine was more of a hitman than a clown, but...

[ Well, he lost a lot of people. Now is a great time to change the subject. ]

I'll have to look him up. You can send messages on these, right?
spoileralert: smile, happy, sorry, tired (* tea is the worst tea flavor)

[personal profile] spoileralert 2016-10-09 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ Everyone does, with guys like that. ]

Yeah. Just ask the personal assistant. These things are way better than Siri, they're really good at understanding what you're after.
actuallydaredevil: (pic#10396734)

[personal profile] actuallydaredevil 2016-10-09 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Hey now, don't smack-talk Siri, she's a life saver for people like me.

[ Voice-activated everything is a dream come true to Matt Murdock. ]

I'll give it a try, though. Thanks for the advice.
spoileralert: (cellphone)

[personal profile] spoileralert 2016-10-09 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't get me wrong! Siri is the four-function calculator. These things are the TI-80.

[ Wave of the future, Matt. ]
actuallydaredevil: (bay area hero)

[personal profile] actuallydaredevil 2016-10-10 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He chuckles. He had to use fancier calculators with headphones but he gets the meaning. ]

I'll take your word for it. Does it do anything else besides tell me how to use this thing?
spoileralert: (knock knock)

[personal profile] spoileralert 2016-10-10 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ And she grew up in the smartphone era, so... purely metaphor, here. ]

Sure! You could ask for a commands list, but it can do lots. It can open apps for you, start recordings, even send messages, which is useful in emergencies.

Not that... the Admin helps much in emergencies.
actuallydaredevil: (pic#10396727)

[personal profile] actuallydaredevil 2016-10-10 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Gosh, you kids and your newfangled technology. ]

Sounds like I've got homework today.

What kind of things can the Admin usually give people?
spoileralert: (glare)

[personal profile] spoileralert 2016-10-11 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
She can provide emergency medical care. When she feels like it.

[ #ForeverBitter ]
actuallydaredevil: (daredevil says what)

[personal profile] actuallydaredevil 2016-10-13 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sounds like someone has History ]

She's an AI, right? How's that work?
spoileralert: (knock knock)

[personal profile] spoileralert 2016-10-13 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Lots of it, and recent, too. ]

If she's an AI she's a complex one. There are spider-robots she can send out that do things like collect tablet bits, or heal bad injuries.
actuallydaredevil: (smells like owl)

[personal profile] actuallydaredevil 2016-10-13 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Right, I remember hearing about those.

[ He is, needless to say, not thrilled about them. ]

How come she doesn't just send her robots out to, I dunno, do her dirty work? It sounds like we're the ones doing the heavy lifting here.
spoileralert: (shrug)

[personal profile] spoileralert 2016-10-14 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
They may be limited in capabilities, somehow more illegal than everything else that's going on here, fragile, use excessive power...

Or it may just be more fun to torture us.
actuallydaredevil: (pic#10396727)

[personal profile] actuallydaredevil 2016-10-14 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He snorts. Not thrilled. ]

I guess that's a fair toss-up.
spoileralert: (were you aware it's raining)

[personal profile] spoileralert 2016-10-14 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Story of our lives, right?
actuallydaredevil: (pic#10396734)

[personal profile] actuallydaredevil 2016-10-16 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty much.

[ #superheroproblems ]