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[jumpthegun]

Right, I'm pretty sure I shouldn't be taking fashion advice from you, then. That'd be like me asking my great-great-great-great grandfather what's new and hip these days.

[bookofnope]

Right now I'm afraid my best fashion advice is "try to shower at least once a month". I'd say something about beards, but I hear they're very warm.

[jumpthegun]

Maybe a full on beard. Think I'm too used to shaving, though. Keeps at least some normalcy here.

[bookofnope]

Of course. You can handle the alternate universes, the desperate battle for survival, and the regular soap operaics, just as long as your chin is suitably smooth.

[jumpthegun]

Everyone has their ritual to stay sane, mate. Used to be the blog for me, but seeing as the murders here aren't terribly difficult to solve and what happened with my casebook, I have to get creative.

[bookofnope]

Be careful, John, someone here might take that as an invitation to get more elaborate with their murders.

[jumpthegun]

Someone can take a dip in the frozen pond and just stay in a body locker to save us all the trouble.

[bookofnope]

No harm in dreaming, I suppose. As long as your newly arrived friend won't be alarmed by your violent fantasies.

[jumpthegun]

He knows me. We're fine, thanks.