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[blueteamproblems]

w/e helps u sleep at night

[majorlazer]

whatever helps u sleep at night

[blueteamproblems]

implying i have time 2 sleep when there are morons constantly competing 4 my attention

[majorlazer]

man i'll happily hand you over to caboose asap that'll probably help with the sleeping

[blueteamproblems]

dude u have been listening to him messaging me literally every night since he got here right
sleep is not an option when caboose is around

[majorlazer]

pretty sure if we hand you over he will just cuddle you at night he'd be so happy maybe he'll shut up for a minute

he'd drool in your hair

it'd be very romantic

and we'd get to sleep so it's win/win/win

[blueteamproblems]

if he tries to cuddle me i will smother him in his sleep
id be doing a favour to us all

[majorlazer]

you'd miss him

just like you'll miss me when you leave me



[Zach, loud enough that Church can hear him from where he is, starts humming Taylor Swift's Love Story. He has excellent taste, and he'll go to any length to troll Church, apparently.]

[blueteamproblems]

[Church proceeds to throw a dinosaur-shaped slipper at Zach's head. He misses.]

[majorlazer]

[Zach gives him a double thumbs-up.]

[blueteamproblems]

[Church flips him the double birds.]