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@jwatson; text; private

[jumpthegun]

Charles, please don't give him that Vicodin you have. He's an addict. I need to control what he gets his hands on.

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[coyoteking]

[Yeah well, House is an addict and nobody controls what he gets his hands on. But, ugh, okay. Watson's still a good guy, even if he's an interloper.]

He didn't have a good enough offer anyway. But fine, yeah, I'll avoid trading painkillers with him.

... Is this really the Sherlock you know?

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[jumpthegun]

He's really my friend, yes. I know he's a pain in the arse. I'm sorry. That's just the way he is, especially when he's scared. He doesn't deal with being completely out of his element very gracefully.

[coyoteking]

Not many of us do, I think.

[Sherlock Holmes is here, and he's an asshole. What a world.]

But alright, if he's a friend of yours, I'll try not to be a complete jerk.

[jumpthegun]

I appreciate that, but you're welcome to be a jerk if he's one to you first. I do try to get him to hold back, but it's like trying to herd cats. Just know that he's not actually meaning to be a dick half the time. He just says his deductions and doesn't understand why they're offensive. He's not that great at talking to people.

[coyoteking]

So, not a dick, just no social skills. I'll keep that in mind.

... Thanks for the permission though. Good luck keeping a leash on this guy in this place.

[jumpthegun]

Oh, he's a dick and a show-off, too. But a lot of the time it isn't that, and he's just oblivious. So like I said, permission granted. If he gets to be too much of a bother, feel free to phone me, and I'll come wrangle him as best I can.

[coyoteking]

Right, sure. I'll gladly tattle when I get the chance.

[jumpthegun]

Just don't call it that or I'll have to start twisting ears and no one wants that.

[coyoteking]

[There's no verbal response, but subdued laughter can be heard as he hangs up.]