mightypirate: Art by Iris Dragt (She named the dog Guybrush?)

@captainstudmuffin; audio

[personal profile] mightypirate 2016-10-07 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, c'mon, please?

Just one hint?
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2016-10-07 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Definitely an idiot. He pauses as though considering, then:]

Do a trick first.
mightypirate: art by Nina Matsumoto (http://www.spacecoyote.com/) (The Caverns of Meat)

[personal profile] mightypirate 2016-10-07 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Gee, uh.... I don't really know any tricks.

I can hold my breath for ten minutes?
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[personal profile] mrcreamsicles 2016-10-08 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)
No, man. You kidding me? That's just asking to pass out, and then what? Can't you do like, I don't know, a cartwheel? Anything double-jointed? Funny impressions? I'd settle for a good joke if you've got one.
mightypirate: Art by Iris Dragt (I must have left it in my other pants)

[personal profile] mightypirate 2016-10-08 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I can do flips but only sometimes.

[Like when he's terrified.]

[Sigh.]

Guess I'll never figure out what's going on here.