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[jumpthegun]

[No. No, we're not starting this again.]

He's not my boyfriend. He's my friend.

[swatsflies]

[ And then guess who just remembered those notes you accidentally shared. ]

Oh.
OH! Well
You know it's okay though, right?

[jumpthegun]

Zell, I'm not gay.

[swatsflies]

You don't have to be to love someone, right?
It's cool.
It's like Kunsel and Zack.

[spoileralert]

There is such a thing as bisexuals!

[ She is saying this only because she accidentally hit record and needs to say something other than whaaaaaat? ]

[jumpthegun]

[Stephanie, you are not helping.]

Is my potential sexual orientation really something we need to discuss? You're both, like, 15.

[More than that, but you get the idea, Steph.]

[spoileralert]

I'm old enough to drink in England.

But no. No it is not.

[jumpthegun]

Kids can drink here.

[Just saying.]

Good, though. Glad we've got that settled.

[spoileralert]

[ SIGH. ]

We could if we could find any alcohol. Norfinbury has other plans for us.

[jumpthegun]

I hear there's a liquor store downtown. Don't spend your snow pounds all in one place.

Dollars.

Whatever.

[spoileralert]

We're near the school still. And were planning to work on the whole, you know, getting-out-of-here thing.

[ No time for pointless detours. ]

[jumpthegun]

You've got time to snog your boyfriend in between that, but getting pissed is too much? Right. I'll keep that in mind if I find a bottle of whiskey. Or someone I fancy snogging.

[spoileralert]

Hey now! We've got plenty of time to get pissed. And snog. [ Wow no she can't say that with a straight face. ] Given the booze we could even multitask. It's the week-minimum detour we don't have time for.

[ If you find whiskey send it to Steph!!! ]

@featherydouche; text

[mrcreamsicles]

im older than 15
i just want you to know i support you
but you can do better than him

[jumpthegun]

[Davesprite...]

He's not my boyfriend. I'm finished talking about this. Thank you.

[mrcreamsicles]

ok i got it i wont push
but just know
im always there for you if you need to talk about it

[Sorry, Watson, but he's gotta tease you about issues you don't have to get back for the other day.]

[jumpthegun]

[Alfie's right. Kids are awful, especially teenagers.]

Goodbye, Davesprite.

[jumpthegun]

I love him as a friend, yes. He's not my boyfriend. I just want to make that clear, all right?

[swatsflies]

Okay! He's your partner, right?

[ A partner that he loved deeper than the pretty girl with a hat! ]

[jumpthegun]

My working partner, yes.

[HE SEES WHAT YOU'RE DOING, ZELL.]

We worked and lived together.

[swatsflies]

[ He's doing nothing.

And that's not helping your case, dude. ]

You worked on cases together, right?

[ That's what he saw on the thing that got screened later on by the admin. ]

[jumpthegun]

Yes. Sherlock's a consulting detective. I - [he starts to type 'was,' before deleting that] - am his assistant.

[swatsflies]

That's pretty cool, man.
There's nothing like that where I'm from.

[ Seems like he's distracted for the moment about partner talk. ]

[jumpthegun]

There's no one else like him where we're from, either. He's the only one, and he's very good at what he does.

[swatsflies]

And you're the one that takes care of him.
Have his back when he needs it, right?