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@caitsith; audio

[catricide]

Quite the shopping list, that.

From what I understand, the corpses do not stick around long, so if there are any frrresh, chances are no one has them. Unless we have ourselves some sort of unannounced corpse collectorrr, now wouldn't that be interrresting.

@ofcorpse; text

[exequies]

it would be difficult with our movements being so limited
but you might have a volunteer

[catricide]

If you wish to start a carrion collection, little will I stop you. Howeverrr, others might find the prrractice to be poor in taste.

[exequies]

now now its rude to refer to our dearly departed as carrion
a lack of proper means of burial is no excuse.

[catricide]

Forgive me, I should have thought of the dead's feelings before speaking. Silly me.

[He's sarcastic, but his tone also does well to show he's meaning to be lighthearted about this too.]

[exequies]

oh i wasnt talking about them
they dont feel much of anything.
its only the living that get miffed over such things.

text;

[howdull]

Not particularly.

[He can think of a lot more interesting things than a corpse collector.]

How long is not long, in your experience?

[ooc: Sorry, would you mind please filling out the permissions post so I know how much Sherlock can deduce (if anything)? Thank you <3]

[catricide]

[ooc: Done!]

If by an anomaly: instantly. If done by someone else, less so. I cannot confidently say the length of the ladderrr, seeing as I did not parrrticularly stick around to find out.

thanks :)

[howdull]

Too many balls of yarn to chase?

[He's joking, annoyed by the weird speech affectation.]

[catricide]

[Perhaps he should be offended by the remark, it's incredibly racist, after all, but Lehko is hardly one easily ruffled.

If anything, he's amused, and his tone does well to reflect that.]

Oh, you've caught me. You know how it is, terrribly difficult to resist such prrrimal urges when it involves tantalizing bits of string. I can only prrray you can forgive me.

[howdull]

[Several options present themselves here. Genuine delusion, the man thinks he's actually a cat. He's one of the select few interested in the community of people who dress up as animals and pretend to be them. He's covering for a genuine speech impediment with humour.

Those are the most likely ones.

No.

He'll add in genuinely a cat person, he can't make the foolish error in discounting the odd worlds this place provides just because he isn't used to them.]

Turn on your video.

[Easiest way to narrow it down.]

[catricide]

[Lehko considers being endearingly annoying, maybe drag out the suspense a little, but he can tell this man, while one hyper focused on answers, is one to lose his civility quick. If one could say he has any at all.

He rather deal with his request, than his tantrums, and so he turns on the video as requested. Treating him fully to the human and feline mix of features, to the darkened underside of his nose, to the stripes upon his face. Not to mention the ears on his head. If Sherlock were to look closely enough, so too would he possibly notice the texture of short and very fine fur that covers him.]

Full cerrrtain am I that this serrrves to sate your curiosity.

[howdull]

[Well now, that is interesting.

He doesn't reply for a long few minutes as he's too busy angling the tablet around to get a better look, no time to type and he's too absorbed to think about turning on the voice or video. An actual cat person! The result of evolution running a different path in that world, perhaps? Though the mixture of features is strange.

Sorry, Lehko, there's just this creepy silence as he gets too distracted in looking.]