[network] @prettypinkflowers; one by one by one by one; Day 164 [open]

[lacecase]

[Later in the day, closer to evening, after the obituary's gone up, Ginger decides...maybe she can do something to cheer people up! Just offering her condolences doesn't seem like enough. But everyone's so sad and angry--of course they are. All she knows she's good at doing is providing a distraction. It seems like a good night for more games.]

Let's write a story together! I'll start!

"Once upon a time there was a super cold town."

We'll go sentence by sentence!! Let's make some smiles maybe? (ᅌᴗᅌ* )

Comments

@hotstud_xxx; text

[rubikscomplex]

Everyone in the town was a mutant lizard, so it pretty much sucked to be them.

[lacecase]

But they didn't let that upset them too much because even though people would look at them and say "ew look at those scary lizards" they knew that they had a lot to offer to society!

@ketximq; text

[mightyratslayer]

So the lizards started a band.

[Charlie doesn't like lizards and thus they shouldn't be allowed to start a band, but his buddy House and his not-buddy Stitches took this story in a weird direction. So. This is the spin-off series about the lizards that start a band.]

[lacecase]

They weren't a very popular band, but they didn't care about that and practiced every day because they were really passionate about music!

[rubikscomplex]

Unfortunately, due to sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll, the band had to break up, but claimed it was "creative differences"; everyone knew it was Gary Gecko who liked a different kind of snow.

@cabose; text;

[blueteamsproblem]

the yelow kind.

[ that has to be what was meant there, right ]

[rubikscomplex]

His unsanitary habits led to a rampant outbreak of cytomegalovirus.

@dissect; text

[circumsutus]

They asked the admin for heat lamps but supplies were critically low.

[rubikscomplex]

[House likes this continuation better.]

A lot of things were critically low in that town, including the revenues from the local tourist attraction: an exhibition of human-like vegetables.

[circumsutus]

The vegetables had all the organs one would expect from humans, but in the wrong places.

[what else were you expecting from him?]

[rubikscomplex]

Surprisingly, they were perfectly functional, but tasted like vegetables when cooked.

[circumsutus]

But even this marvel of nature was insufficient to draw tourists. The lizard people needed a new plan.

[rubikscomplex]

And so, they invited all of the mutant lizards from across Alaska to submit their ideas for a better attraction.

[circumsutus]

They discovered mutant lizards are not actually very skilled at the development of tourism

[rubikscomplex]

Upon this realization, they scrapped the tourism industry and decided to switch over to a sex-based economy with dungeons catering to every fetish.

[circumsutus]

They realized that very few humans really wanted to have sex with lizards but they were so busy having kinky lizard orgies that they didnt care anymore

[mightyratslayer]

[Squints...]

But then a bunch of cats showed up and ate all the lizards because cats are better than lizards and everybody knows this.

[circumsutus]

Charlie made a video of this and sold it. He made a million dollars. He got arrested.

[lacecase]

but charlie broke out of jail because he is AMAZING!!!

[circumsutus]

He filmed sentient lizard-people being eaten alive by cats and sold the gory snuff film for a million dollars. Not amazing.

[mightyratslayer]

[Ohp, nevermind, he'll allow the rule breaking.]

And then Charlie who was still amazing and Ginger who is also amazing became king and queen over the cats and then you got arrested for treason.

[lacecase]

Ginger pardons Stein by a royal decree and it turns out that no animals were harmed in the making of this film.

[rubikscomplex]

Then, overnight, there was an uprising of mutant dog people who overthrew the monarchy and instated a Hellhound Dictatorship.

[circumsutus]

And everyone lived happily ever after

including the orgy lizards and the cats who found out they would rather kiss lizards than eat them

[mightyratslayer]

The cats already ate all the lizards though.

[circumsutus]

No animals were harmed in the making of this film

[mightyratslayer]

Whoa, that is like, way too many sentences, dude. You're cheating.

[circumsutus]

Charlie made a video of this and sold it he made a million dollars he got arrested

[mightyratslayer]

[SQUINTS MORE.]

That sounds a little different but still like more than one sentence, dude. Like the sentence just goes faster now.

[circumsutus]

still effective

@fuckyou; text;

[blueteamproblems]

it was so cold that everyone died
the end

@ketximq; text

[mightyratslayer]

[Ohhh no you don't, guy! Charlie to the rescue.]

But then a sequel happened where it was all just a dream and also it was warmer and no one was lizard people.

[blueteamproblems]

but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

[spoileralert]

It quickly became too warm, as all who opposed the Fire Lord's rule were burned to ashes.

[lacecase]

[Omg no that's not a nice story!!!]

But it wasn't really the end at all because the rest of the entire book is an epilogue about how they came back as happy non-violent zombies!

@godsend, text

[termineur]

And zombies don't have to worry about the cold, so they were far more happy, but they did have to worry about their limbs falling off sometimes.