[network] @Iwillnot; What's a cat to do [open] Day 156

[absentconstellation]

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[ The Cat has regained his tablet, packed his bag with as much food as it would fit and holed himself up in the house accessible only by a dog house. It seemed appropriate. Now he's assessing what to do next, and as much as it pains him to admit, he needs some advice on that. ]

Where might a particularly small individual do the most good?

Comments

[absentconstellation]

No doubt. A mortal body requires power and resources. Eventually those things will run out, as all things must in time.

[rubikscomplex]

stars burn out
yadda yadda
are you usually up in space doing star cat things?
how does that work?

[He apparently has places to check. Onto other things.]

[absentconstellation]

I prefer to spend my time in the mortal realms, when I can. Lesser immortals and Gods can be dreadfully dull. The other constellations are content to observe the other realms and keep to themselves.

[rubikscomplex]

and only you
our savior constellation cat
see us for the fascinating creatures we really are
don't i feel speshul?

[absentconstellation]

I said naught of being a savior. I do not interfere in mortal affairs.

As I seem to be under another's power here, I believe the rules may have changed.

[rubikscomplex]

then what do you do?
just sit around and watch?
that has to be boring
good thing you're getting into the game now

[absentconstellation]

I have found it to be quite rewarding. Mortals are fascinating.

[ He makes - gasp - friends! ]

[rubikscomplex]

[Why would you do that, Cat? Friends are too much work. You have one and that's it.]

only some of them
most of us are dull and useless

[absentconstellation]

Indeed. And I have a talent for seeking out the ones who are worth the space they take up.

[ That is not something you should sound proud about, furball. ]

[rubikscomplex]

you must not be finding many pals here

[absentconstellation]

Indeed not.

[ BUT HEY HOUSE, you are an acceptable two-legger. ]

[rubikscomplex]

[WOW he has the approval of a star cat. Truly, it is a day he will cherish.]

cool
get back to me when you find something useful, then, d.c.

[absentconstellation]

I shall.