Fiona (
plundering) wrote in
snowblindrpg2016-07-26 10:10 pm
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[log] a guy like you should wear a warning [closed]
Characters: Fiona and Alfie!
Location Building 56
Date: Night 143
Summary: Dumb criminals hanging out.
Warnings: Will edit as needed!
[Even with detours to search houses, Fiona makes it to their meeting place long before Alfie does. She is tempted to steal the hot water for herself, but for once she decides to be generous and hold off, busying herself with checking out the trapdoor in the closet instead. Shockingly, she makes no progress, and by the time her tablet is flashing the usual lockdown warning, she's lounging on the bed, her back against the headboard and boots kicked off as she nibbles on some carrot sticks. They're half frozen and the sort of disappointing flavorless things that come from the school, but they're better than half the stuff at the convenience store. When the door opens, she looks up, her smile already teasing.]
Took you long enough.
Location Building 56
Date: Night 143
Summary: Dumb criminals hanging out.
Warnings: Will edit as needed!
[Even with detours to search houses, Fiona makes it to their meeting place long before Alfie does. She is tempted to steal the hot water for herself, but for once she decides to be generous and hold off, busying herself with checking out the trapdoor in the closet instead. Shockingly, she makes no progress, and by the time her tablet is flashing the usual lockdown warning, she's lounging on the bed, her back against the headboard and boots kicked off as she nibbles on some carrot sticks. They're half frozen and the sort of disappointing flavorless things that come from the school, but they're better than half the stuff at the convenience store. When the door opens, she looks up, her smile already teasing.]
Took you long enough.

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[And she's already claimed the bed, because of course she has. (It's no actual loss; he'd been planning to give it to her anyway.) He sets his things down by the door, stripping off his coat.]
I'll take the bath tonight, you'll take it in the morning?
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[He takes off the trash bag that he wears under his coat, and sits on the floor to remove his boots and start drying off his feet with paper towels.]
Sling still holding up all right?
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Yep. The skinned teddy bear holds up pretty great. Makes me look intimidating too, huh?
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Fiona, the fearsome hunter of Norfinbury?
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Expanding your collection?
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[That's totally a compliment, and she's taking off her hat to put on the top hat.]
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[He gathers up various toiletries that he's collected - one of his towels, a bar of soap, a razor, bottles of conditioner and baby powder - and stands, heading for the bathroom door.]
Looks good on you, though.
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Day 144
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Anything good?
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[She glances up at him, angling the cover for him to see.]
I'm reading up on your country's history.
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Fucking hell. About a queen, really?
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Queen Victoria. Really into corsets, apparently.
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[And why are you actually reading it? Girl.]
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OH WAIT this is supposed to take place in 48? oops I was assuming it was 51
[But his tone is clearly teasing.]
OH SORRY YEAH whoops
Protecting my virtue. Good luck.
[And she's holding up the book again.]
Queen Victoria didn't seem very concerned about her virtue.
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Pornography about the queen. Now I've fucking seen it all.
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Blushing, Alfie?
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I don't know, am I?
[He's not. Sorry, Fiona.]
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tries to make this as aggressively terrible as possible
I'm glad you used "your queenliness" bc I was proud of that one
i liked it a lot tbh
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