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snowblindrpg2016-02-18 09:07 am
eclecticbassist) wrote in snowblindrpg2016-02-18 09:07 am
[network] @gardenGnostic; video; FYI trolls are garbage; Day 88 [open]
[ Well, Vriska got right down to business being terrible. Jade figures she should warn everyone to expect similar bullshit in the future, so in true PSA form she's talking to the camera; her dog ears are held back in distress. ]
Hi, everyone. So... what happened yesterday was awful-- what happened to Vriska, I mean. I guess I wanted to explain why she would agree to be... you know, murdered. On camera. [ Insert long-suffering sigh here. ]
You've probably noticed that she is not human. She belongs to a species called trolls, and they are, um, pretty messed up; that stunt she pulled might even be tame by their standards. Violence is basically a troll's first response to a problem, in excess. They're melodramatic like that. [ She makes a huffing noise that was supposed to be a humorless laugh. ]
Oh, and there are two more here; you might want to avoid them if you're squeamish. I doubt they will pick any fights with other species, though, so don't worry about anyone... else coming after you. Just be careful not to become collateral damage.
And look out for the horns, I guess.
Hi, everyone. So... what happened yesterday was awful-- what happened to Vriska, I mean. I guess I wanted to explain why she would agree to be... you know, murdered. On camera. [ Insert long-suffering sigh here. ]
You've probably noticed that she is not human. She belongs to a species called trolls, and they are, um, pretty messed up; that stunt she pulled might even be tame by their standards. Violence is basically a troll's first response to a problem, in excess. They're melodramatic like that. [ She makes a huffing noise that was supposed to be a humorless laugh. ]
Oh, and there are two more here; you might want to avoid them if you're squeamish. I doubt they will pick any fights with other species, though, so don't worry about anyone... else coming after you. Just be careful not to become collateral damage.
And look out for the horns, I guess.
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such as what?
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i dont know? something more gruesome?
im not very keen on contemplating murder
especially in light of recent events
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but if trolls really are as violent as you say, i wouldn't be surprised if she tries to get some payback. sounds like it might be only natural.
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vriska thinks shes some kind of scheming mastermind
it can be hard to tell, but she really does believe every ridiculous thing that comes out of her mouth
including agreeing to be killed
whenever she comes back, she will probably insist that handsome jack did nothing wrong