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snowblindrpg2016-02-18 09:07 am
eclecticbassist) wrote in snowblindrpg2016-02-18 09:07 am
[network] @gardenGnostic; video; FYI trolls are garbage; Day 88 [open]
[ Well, Vriska got right down to business being terrible. Jade figures she should warn everyone to expect similar bullshit in the future, so in true PSA form she's talking to the camera; her dog ears are held back in distress. ]
Hi, everyone. So... what happened yesterday was awful-- what happened to Vriska, I mean. I guess I wanted to explain why she would agree to be... you know, murdered. On camera. [ Insert long-suffering sigh here. ]
You've probably noticed that she is not human. She belongs to a species called trolls, and they are, um, pretty messed up; that stunt she pulled might even be tame by their standards. Violence is basically a troll's first response to a problem, in excess. They're melodramatic like that. [ She makes a huffing noise that was supposed to be a humorless laugh. ]
Oh, and there are two more here; you might want to avoid them if you're squeamish. I doubt they will pick any fights with other species, though, so don't worry about anyone... else coming after you. Just be careful not to become collateral damage.
And look out for the horns, I guess.
Hi, everyone. So... what happened yesterday was awful-- what happened to Vriska, I mean. I guess I wanted to explain why she would agree to be... you know, murdered. On camera. [ Insert long-suffering sigh here. ]
You've probably noticed that she is not human. She belongs to a species called trolls, and they are, um, pretty messed up; that stunt she pulled might even be tame by their standards. Violence is basically a troll's first response to a problem, in excess. They're melodramatic like that. [ She makes a huffing noise that was supposed to be a humorless laugh. ]
Oh, and there are two more here; you might want to avoid them if you're squeamish. I doubt they will pick any fights with other species, though, so don't worry about anyone... else coming after you. Just be careful not to become collateral damage.
And look out for the horns, I guess.
@gardenGnostic; text (I DEARLY HOPE THAT'S THE RIGHT ONE OMG)
but isnt the death penalty also the ONLY penalty on alternia? :|
thats worthy of species-wide murder thug status by human standards
seeking out god tier status in general was probably unusual
dave and rose ascended while they were trying to destroy the green sun, for example
and i ascended pretty much by accident
[ Well, she figured reaching god tier would be the only way to get her, John, the battlefield, and all four planets out of the session, but she was kinda busy. Getting blown up by a pudgy little Dersite was just serendipitous. ]
it is, THANK GOD
4LT3RN14N JUST1C3 1S V3RY H4RSH
BUT 1T H4S TO B3 TO D34L W1TH TH3 K1ND OF CR1M1N4LS W3 H4V3!
4ND 1 TH1NK 1M PROV1NG YOUR PO1NT FOR YOU...
BUT W3 4R3 NOT *4LL* N34RLY 4S DYSFUNCT1ON4L 4S YOU M1GHT TH1NK!
PL3NTY OF TROLLS DONT GO 1N FOR B31NG L3G1T1M4T3LY 4WFUL
4ND TH4T 1S WH4T 1M PROT3ST1NG >:[
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but you have to admit that the other trolls here are basically the WORST
both as murder thugs and overall shitty people :\
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W1TH ON3 NOT4BL3 3XC3PT1ON
TH3 H1GH3R UP 1N TH3 H3MOSP3CTRUM YOU GO, TH3 MOR3 L1K3LY 1T 1S YOUR3 JUST
44444WFUL >:[
4ND 1M SO T1R3D OF D34L1NG W1TH TH31R DUMB SH1T