[ She fidgets excitedly as he accepts the milk, glowing with satisfaction. She's helping! Nice!! ]

Oh, I didn't think you were sick-- it's just easy for diseases to spread when you share utensils. I was offering the whole bottle in case you thought I had germs in me!

[ God, can you even imagine trying to teach this guy that germs don't turn you into a weird hobo, or how mental and physical illness are different things? What a grueling task that she is probably going to attempt at some point. ]