Er-- [It's not clear which part has struck him, really. Even America wouldn't call himself a god, though, so he pauses to clarify.] Not a god, just, like--a guy who's, like-- [He waves one of his hands in the air vaguely.] Also a culture? Or something.

Anyway, Alaska's cold, and some places get a lot of snow, but not like this and for this long. Well, maybe in the mountains, but there aren't a lot of towns on permanently snowy mountains.