Clearly, you've never read Eats, Shoots, and Leaves. Punctuation says everything.

And aww... c'mon, Catsuit! [You are now graced with a new +1 Nickname, Cissnei.] Not all of us can grow our hair out in luscious locks. Think of it like Locks for Love. You'll be helping a poor, short-haired bastard with every inch you donate.