Transgender or transsexual. It's when Mother Nature screws you over and sticks a boy in girl's body or vice versa. So basically, your life sucks because they'll tell you it's what's on the inside that counts. But in the end most people just wanna know what's between your legs and that's what you are to them.

Suit yourself. I'm disappointed in your television rating ambitions, though. Next tribal council, I'm voting you off the island.