[House doesn't miss a beat or bat an eye, just mentally re-slots some of his pronouns for future sexual harassment of Dorian... as-needed.]

I'm sure we can wrangle a couple of the burly and brawny brigade for your pecs and tight ass-viewing needs. I like your thinking on bonfires, though. I'm not sure we can manage that without actually burning down a house, but I think that's just an excuse to experiment before game day, right? Got any matches, pal?