Well, I could tell you why you've got a hole in your sky, bro. Your ozone layer's shot. Stop using aerosols to style your hair and mustache.

[Although, again... it's probably only Stiles who will appreciate that joke.]

I can see you're a big fan of the south, though. So, you had a schism. Cool. About the only time you kids are interesting is when you're going on Crusades to murder people or fighting about the right way to talk to your imaginary friends.

Too bad about the Conclave. Still, sounds like it kept things interesting.