[ Yeah, she's just going to casually accept that if anyone knows how Chester tastes, it's probably House. No, definitely House. No other potential Chester-chomping candidate comes close. Sure, Beckett would maybe bite it if it was somehow necessary, but she has the distinct feeling that House would slurp down on some eldritch-ass tentacles both to sate his own curiosity and so he could weird people out by saying that he did it. Like. She's 99% sure about this.
Oh, and also because he's a weirdo old man pervert. That too. ]
There go our hopes of it being a viable replacement food source, I suppose. Also "Ironfist" is a stupid name for something that presumably doesn't have fists.
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[ Yeah, she's just going to casually accept that if anyone knows how Chester tastes, it's probably House. No, definitely House. No other potential Chester-chomping candidate comes close. Sure, Beckett would maybe bite it if it was somehow necessary, but she has the distinct feeling that House would slurp down on some eldritch-ass tentacles both to sate his own curiosity and so he could weird people out by saying that he did it. Like. She's 99% sure about this.
Oh, and also because he's a weirdo old man pervert. That too. ]
There go our hopes of it being a viable replacement food source, I suppose. Also "Ironfist" is a stupid name for something that presumably doesn't have fists.