clowngirl: (♥ Gotham Girl)
Harley Quinn ([personal profile] clowngirl) wrote in [community profile] snowblindrpg 2019-01-17 01:03 am (UTC)

[She can work with that. Story time!]

Ok, so there's this superhero shmuck where I come from named Superman. Real original name, right? Well, anyhoo, somebody tried to clone him once-- big mistake. All the superpowers, none of the brains, kinda chalky lookin', cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, talks and does everything backwards. Actually, kind of an improvement now that I think of it.

Of course, this Bizarro Superman falls in love with yours truly. Not bein' the kind to accept... or understand... rejection, Biz tries to make his own imperfect Harley Quinn clone to take as a bride.

Well, after a useful round of kidnappin', Bizarro Harley comes out of the clonin' whatsit perfectly flawed and an absolute buzzkill. Things don't go so smoothly between her and Biz but before he even can run for the hills, Bizarro Harley literally explodes on account of clonin' weirdoes is still an imperfect science.

Hopefully Miller's clone is less annoyin'... and less explodey.

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