Sounds great. If they're threatening your safety, a moderate maiming is acceptable.

[ HAHA DISCUSSING VIOLENCE WITH PEOPLE THAT HAVE HURT HIM IS SECOND NATURE WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S AWKWARD HAHAHAHAHA ]

[ oh she. doesn't know. ah. so she hasn't seen him around... ]

[ SURELY IT'S NOTHING ]

Definitely. He's probably stuffing his face with all of the remaining food without a care in the world right now.

[ that's a comforting thought. ]

Can I... uh, do anything for you? In return?