Oh, I bet he knows other stuff. Like the number for the local support group for... Iunno, people who have never been voluntarily hugged by another human being. Zing!

[ If she'd have been talking to (almost) anyone else, that would have been a support group for tiny-wanged buttheads or something. But not Enoch, who must be protected from dick jokes. Enoch, who has clearly never even so much as entertained the idea of peens existing. 100% actual virgin Enoch.

Why is Angel like this. ]

That has to be his problem. Bitterness and jealousy. Gross.